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RE: If you could have One wish..
July 10, 2017 at 5:09 pm
If I had three wishes (thanks for being so stingy, Luckie!  ), I would have wished to be ruler of the entire Earth.
Imagine what the world could gain from my benevolent dictatorship.
A plus side would, of course, be a reversal in human numbers.
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RE: If you could have One wish..
July 10, 2017 at 5:09 pm
(This post was last modified: July 10, 2017 at 5:10 pm by The Grand Nudger.)
Maybe you could come up with a theorem that proves doing the nice thing is always the right thing. 
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YY8APrYU2Gs
I am the Infantry. I am my country’s strength in war, her deterrent in peace. I am the heart of the fight… wherever, whenever. I carry America’s faith and honor against her enemies. I am the Queen of Battle. I am what my country expects me to be, the best trained Soldier in the world. In the race for victory, I am swift, determined, and courageous, armed with a fierce will to win. Never will I fail my country’s trust. Always I fight on…through the foe, to the objective, to triumph overall. If necessary, I will fight to my death. By my steadfast courage, I have won more than 200 years of freedom. I yield not to weakness, to hunger, to cowardice, to fatigue, to superior odds, For I am mentally tough, physically strong, and morally straight. I forsake not, my country, my mission, my comrades, my sacred duty. I am relentless. I am always there, now and forever. I AM THE INFANTRY! FOLLOW ME!
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RE: If you could have One wish..
July 10, 2017 at 5:10 pm
(July 10, 2017 at 5:09 pm)Khemikal Wrote: Maybe you could come up with a theorem that proves doing the nice thing is always the right thing.
After my last post I have a suspicion this isn't directed at me.
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RE: If you could have One wish..
July 10, 2017 at 5:17 pm
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Not at all, you keep being you Valk...gonna need it to beat back the goody twoshoes like Kernal. Don't forget about your boy when you're putting together your administration. I could be Director of Digging Man Shaped Holes.
I am the Infantry. I am my country’s strength in war, her deterrent in peace. I am the heart of the fight… wherever, whenever. I carry America’s faith and honor against her enemies. I am the Queen of Battle. I am what my country expects me to be, the best trained Soldier in the world. In the race for victory, I am swift, determined, and courageous, armed with a fierce will to win. Never will I fail my country’s trust. Always I fight on…through the foe, to the objective, to triumph overall. If necessary, I will fight to my death. By my steadfast courage, I have won more than 200 years of freedom. I yield not to weakness, to hunger, to cowardice, to fatigue, to superior odds, For I am mentally tough, physically strong, and morally straight. I forsake not, my country, my mission, my comrades, my sacred duty. I am relentless. I am always there, now and forever. I AM THE INFANTRY! FOLLOW ME!
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RE: If you could have One wish..
July 10, 2017 at 5:21 pm
(July 10, 2017 at 5:17 pm)Khemikal Wrote: Not at all, you keep being you Valk...gonna need it to beat back the goody twoshoes like Kernal. Don't forget about your boy when you're putting together your administration. I could be Director of Digging Man Shaped Holes.
Everyone here has a job.
Losty, for instance, if the Director of Making People Lost.
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RE: If you could have One wish..
July 10, 2017 at 5:29 pm
Wishes, magic lamps, time machine, genies, various deities, wishing well, first star I see at night,
it's always the same:
Brian.
And I don't even have to wind up with him, just knowing he's alive and well and happy somewhere is all I want.
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RE: If you could have One wish..
July 10, 2017 at 5:40 pm
(July 10, 2017 at 5:21 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: (July 10, 2017 at 5:17 pm)Khemikal Wrote: Not at all, you keep being you Valk...gonna need it to beat back the goody twoshoes like Kernal. Don't forget about your boy when you're putting together your administration. I could be Director of Digging Man Shaped Holes.
Everyone here has a job.
Losty, for instance, if the Director of Making People Lost.
Oh good, so you're saying I'll be director of religious studies?
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RE: If you could have One wish..
July 10, 2017 at 6:00 pm
(July 10, 2017 at 5:40 pm)ignoramus Wrote: (July 10, 2017 at 5:21 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: Everyone here has a job.
Losty, for instance, if the Director of Making People Lost.
Oh good, so you're saying I'll be director of religious studies?
You're director of Religious Re-education.
Whateverist is Press Secretary.
Reporter, "I've heard stories of mass disappearances among religious leaders."
Press secretary, "Whatever!"
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RE: If you could have One wish..
July 10, 2017 at 6:20 pm
(July 10, 2017 at 5:21 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: (July 10, 2017 at 5:17 pm)Khemikal Wrote: Not at all, you keep being you Valk...gonna need it to beat back the goody twoshoes like Kernal. Don't forget about your boy when you're putting together your administration. I could be Director of Digging Man Shaped Holes.
Everyone here has a job.
Losty, for instance, if the Director of Making People Lost.
My avatar in no way suggests a skill set that might be useful to your administration in times of trouble.
Not that you'd have need of a feline sniper.
Or would employ one, even if it seemed like a good idea.
Or could talk about it, even if you did use one.
What? Did I mention feline sniper? That's crazy! There's no such thing!
So I'm certainly not one.
Hell, I don't even exist. I wouldn't even admit it if I did.
Call me. Or use the usual drop.
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RE: If you could have One wish..
July 10, 2017 at 8:42 pm
I don't care to be super rich. But i would love to have enough money to financially support myself where i wouldn't have to work and can continue to pursue my passions in life.
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