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The Official "Damned Trump" Thread
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"We have to start looking for a new News Outlet. Fox isn't working for us anymore!"
-- Trump

"Fox News isn't supposed to work for you."
-- Fox News senior political analyst Brit Hume

(A bit late, Brit, a bit late.)
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It's not supposed to, but it normally does.
Poe's Law: "Without a winking smiley or other blatant display of humor, it is impossible to create a parody of Fundamentalism that SOMEONE won't mistake for the real thing."

10 Christ-like figures that predate Jesus. Link shortened to Chris ate Jesus for some reason...
http://listverse.com/2009/04/13/10-chris...ate-jesus/

Good video to watch, if you want to know how common the Jesus story really is.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=88GTUXvp-50

A list of biblical contradictions from the infallible word of Yahweh.
http://infidels.org/library/modern/jim_m...tions.html

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(August 29, 2019 at 7:09 am)Chad32 Wrote: It's not supposed to, but it normally does.

It was a lap dog of T.rump's for years. Read
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Finally! Jews on a ballot. Trump's supporters will be thrilled

Jared Kushner and Ivanka Trump have discussed replacing Pence on 2020 ticket

https://www.rawstory.com/2019/08/jared-k...-reporter/
teachings of the Bible are so muddled and self-contradictory that it was possible for Christians to happily burn heretics alive for five long centuries. It was even possible for the most venerated patriarchs of the Church, like St. Augustine and St. Thomas Aquinas, to conclude that heretics should be tortured (Augustine) or killed outright (Aquinas). Martin Luther and John Calvin advocated the wholesale murder of heretics, apostates, Jews, and witches. - Sam Harris, "Letter To A Christian Nation"
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(August 29, 2019 at 9:29 am)Fake Messiah Wrote: Finally! Jews on a ballot. Trump's supporters will be thrilled

Jared Kushner and Ivanka Trump have discussed replacing Pence on 2020 ticket

https://www.rawstory.com/2019/08/jared-k...-reporter/

Nikki Haley isn't Jewish.

Boru
‘But it does me no injury for my neighbour to say there are twenty gods or no gods. It neither picks my pocket nor breaks my leg.’ - Thomas Jefferson
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Lol yeah I misread it, I got impression that Ivanka and Jared will be the vice president.
teachings of the Bible are so muddled and self-contradictory that it was possible for Christians to happily burn heretics alive for five long centuries. It was even possible for the most venerated patriarchs of the Church, like St. Augustine and St. Thomas Aquinas, to conclude that heretics should be tortured (Augustine) or killed outright (Aquinas). Martin Luther and John Calvin advocated the wholesale murder of heretics, apostates, Jews, and witches. - Sam Harris, "Letter To A Christian Nation"
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Already are.
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AIDES ADMIT TRUMP WAS FAKING THOSE “PHONE CALLS” WITH CHINA

last week’s G7 summit in Biarritz, Donald Trump gave an entire network of world leaders whiplash when he declared, contrary to weeks of threats, that not only did the Chinese seem amenable to a trade deal, but that he’d actually heard from Beijing’s top officials that very week. “China called last night our top trade people and said, ‘Let’s get back to the table.’ So we will be getting back to the table and I think they want to do something,” the president told reporters. “They have been hurt very badly but they understand this is the right thing to do and I have great respect for it. This is a very positive development for the world. I think we are going to have a deal.”

At the time, China’s Foreign Ministry claimed to have no idea what Trump was talking about—the implication being that he’d fabricated the call to calm a panicked market. And on Thursday, CNN reported that this was basically the case


https://www.vanityfair.com/news/2019/08/...-call-fake
teachings of the Bible are so muddled and self-contradictory that it was possible for Christians to happily burn heretics alive for five long centuries. It was even possible for the most venerated patriarchs of the Church, like St. Augustine and St. Thomas Aquinas, to conclude that heretics should be tortured (Augustine) or killed outright (Aquinas). Martin Luther and John Calvin advocated the wholesale murder of heretics, apostates, Jews, and witches. - Sam Harris, "Letter To A Christian Nation"
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"He doesn't lie. The press lies...I don't think this president has lied...I don't believe the president has lied....The fake news media lies every day."
-- Trump campaign spokesperson Kayleigh McEnany to CNN host Chris Cuomo
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'But a Category 5 is something that -- I don't know that I've ever even heard the term.' - Donald Trump, after three storms of that intensity have hit the US during his presidency, with the fourth just about to.

Boru
‘But it does me no injury for my neighbour to say there are twenty gods or no gods. It neither picks my pocket nor breaks my leg.’ - Thomas Jefferson
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