Damned Protestants...

[Salacious B. Crumb]

Keep the bigotry in the church, you prick.

This is just like the idiots who say things like, “I’m getting on the first plane out of here, if Obama gets elected.”

Well, start packing.. We don’t want you here.

[Minimalist]

Xtard whines because mean atheists won't let him fly his jesus flag at city hall.

http://www.rawstory.com/2015/07/alabama-...dquarters/

Alabama mayor whines after activists push city to remove Christian flag from police headquarters

Tough shit.

[Minimalist]

Rush Limbaugh pissed at the pope.

I don't have any use for either of them so I'm glad to see them pissing each other off.


http://www.rawstory.com/2015/07/rush-lim...the-devil/

Rush Limbaugh goes bonkers because Pope Francis called out-of-control capitalism ‘the dung of the devil’

A pox on both your houses.

[vorlon13]

Pope needs to remind Rushie that wifey #4 is a big no-no, and so were #2, and #3.

[Minimalist]

Okay, so famed Alabama shithead, Roy Moore, admits "devil" is smarter and far more politically savvy than his fucking "god."  Some god you've got there, Roy.


http://www.rawstory.com/2015/07/alabamas...ge-ruling/

Outspoken Alabama Supreme Court Chief Justice Roy Moore told a church gathering on Sunday that the U.S. Supreme Court “destroyed the institution of God,” when they legalized same-sex marriage earlier this month.

The notoriously Bible-thumping judge somewhat forgave the  justices by adding that their legal justifications were  influenced by “Satan,” reports AL.com.

How come your god is such a loser, Roy?  Almost seems like no god at all.

[Minimalist]

This dumbass doesn't get it at all.

http://www.rawstory.com/2015/07/south-ca...y-her-tab/

South Carolina woman jailed after telling restaurant that ‘Jesus’ would pay her tab

Obviously another fucktard who never read the bible or she'd know that jesus was portrayed as a low-life who never picked up a check.  Instead he mooched off of others....what Mitt Romney would call a "taker."

[Minimalist]

Speaking of money....churches today wouldn't tolerate a leech like jesus.

http://www.rawstory.com/2015/07/florida-...dnt-tithe/

Florida church sends $1,000 collection notice to single mother because she didn’t tithe

Pay up, bitches!  God loves you and he NEEDS MONEY!!!

[Minimalist]

Another jesus freak fuckball waving his dick with a little kid.

http://www.rawstory.com/2015/07/evangeli...-of-a-car/

Evangelical pastor arrested for sex abuse after being found with 13-year-old girl in backseat of a car

Ren is charged with five counts including: sex crimes with a child under 14; sodomy with a child under 14; oral copulation with a child under 14; penetration with a foreign object with a child; and kidnapping.

Praise Jesus!!!!

[Minimalist]

Fucking lunatic.... and Costco doesn't look like the sharpest knife in the drawer, either.

http://www.rawstory.com/2015/07/costco-d...-satanism/

Costco drops children’s dinosaur birthday cake after Arizona mom complains it promotes Satanism

Seriously.  I think some of these jesus freak dumbfucks spend their lives looking for things to be pissed off about.

[Cato]

I wish businesses would tell these idiots to fuck off. The language would of course have to be different, but we shouldn't allow this dipshitery any form of legitimacy. Satanic symbolism, what a fucking moron.