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Damned Protestants...
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Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:

"You did WHAT?  With WHO?  WHERE???"
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"Don't hate the player, hate the game son."

"POCKET SAND!"
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(August 9, 2015 at 10:34 pm)McDoogins Wrote:
(August 9, 2015 at 3:48 pm)Beccs Wrote: Or we could tax churches which would contribute a lot more to helping the debt.

No, because then there wouldn't be any separation of church and state.

Well, maybe limited separation could be possible as well as taxes.

Depends how it's handled.

There are churches out there which make little money but do good in the community.

There are the mega-churches where they rake in money and the leaders of the churches have multi-million dollar houses and private planes.

There are also churches that are openly defying the IRS by endorsing candidates from the pulpits.  These, despite the clear evidence, have been ignored by the IRS and need to be taxed into the dirt.

Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:

"You did WHAT?  With WHO?  WHERE???"
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Strip the tax exempt status from donations and these fuckers will see their revenue stream dry up like taking a piss in the desert.
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Hey, maybe the guy will multiply those $540 mil just like the top dog did with bread and fish ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)


No but seriously, these people are fucked in the head. What the fuck. I just read the article about the 7-year-old kid. Love thy neighbour and shit, right?
"Every luxury has a deep price. Every indulgence, a cosmic cost. Each fiber of pleasure you experience causes equivalent pain somewhere else. This is the first law of emodynamics [sic]. Joy can be neither created nor destroyed. The balance of happiness is constant.

Fact: Every time you eat a bite of cake, someone gets horsewhipped.

Facter: Every time two people kiss, an orphanage collapses.

Factest: Every time a baby is born, an innocent animal is severely mocked for its physical appearance. Don't be a pleasure hog. Your every smile is a dagger. Happiness is murder.

Vote "yes" on Proposition 1321. Think of some kids. Some kids."
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You can fix ignorance, you can't fix stupid.

Tinkety Tonk and down with the Nazis.




 








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