Our server costs ~$56 per month to run. Please consider donating or becoming a Patron to help keep the site running. Help us gain new members by following us on Twitter and liking our page on Facebook!
Current time: November 25, 2024, 9:47 am

Thread Rating:
  • 1 Vote(s) - 5 Average
  • 1
  • 2
  • 3
  • 4
  • 5
Damned Protestants...
RE: Damned Protestants...
Another dumb, fucking baptist shitball.

http://www.rawstory.com/2015/08/florida-...-defunded/

Quote:“You want to talk about reducing the national debt?” Conner continued. “We could reduce it overnight if they would defund this evil organization and put it on the national debt. Man, we could get out of debt immediately.”

The pastor did not explain how reducing Planned Parenthood’s annual $540 million in federal funding would cover the over $18 trillion of total outstanding public debt.


But you can bet that the idiots in the pews sat there nodding like the sheep they are.
Reply
RE: Damned Protestants...
(August 9, 2015 at 3:44 pm)Minimalist Wrote: Another dumb, fucking baptist shitball.

http://www.rawstory.com/2015/08/florida-...-defunded/

Quote:“You want to talk about reducing the national debt?” Conner continued. “We could reduce it overnight if they would defund this evil organization and put it on the national debt. Man, we could get out of debt immediately.”

The pastor did not explain how reducing Planned Parenthood’s annual $540 million in federal funding would cover the over $18 trillion of total outstanding public debt.


But you can bet that the idiots in the pews sat there nodding like the sheep they are.

Or we could tax churches which would contribute a lot more to helping the debt.

Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:

"You did WHAT?  With WHO?  WHERE???"
Reply
RE: Damned Protestants...
(August 9, 2015 at 3:48 pm)Beccs Wrote:
(August 9, 2015 at 3:44 pm)Minimalist Wrote: Another dumb, fucking baptist shitball.

http://www.rawstory.com/2015/08/florida-...-defunded/



But you can bet that the idiots in the pews sat there nodding like the sheep they are.

Or we could tax churches which would contribute a lot more to helping the debt.

No, because then there wouldn't be any separation of church and state.

Well, maybe limited separation could be possible as well as taxes.
"Don't hate the player, hate the game son."

"POCKET SAND!"
Reply
RE: Damned Protestants...
(August 9, 2015 at 10:34 pm)McDoogins Wrote:
(August 9, 2015 at 3:48 pm)Beccs Wrote: Or we could tax churches which would contribute a lot more to helping the debt.

No, because then there wouldn't be any separation of church and state.

Well, maybe limited separation could be possible as well as taxes.

Depends how it's handled.

There are churches out there which make little money but do good in the community.

There are the mega-churches where they rake in money and the leaders of the churches have multi-million dollar houses and private planes.

There are also churches that are openly defying the IRS by endorsing candidates from the pulpits.  These, despite the clear evidence, have been ignored by the IRS and need to be taxed into the dirt.

Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:

"You did WHAT?  With WHO?  WHERE???"
Reply
RE: Damned Protestants...
Strip the tax exempt status from donations and these fuckers will see their revenue stream dry up like taking a piss in the desert.
Reply
RE: Damned Protestants...
Hey, maybe the guy will multiply those $540 mil just like the top dog did with bread and fish ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)


No but seriously, these people are fucked in the head. What the fuck. I just read the article about the 7-year-old kid. Love thy neighbour and shit, right?
"Every luxury has a deep price. Every indulgence, a cosmic cost. Each fiber of pleasure you experience causes equivalent pain somewhere else. This is the first law of emodynamics [sic]. Joy can be neither created nor destroyed. The balance of happiness is constant.

Fact: Every time you eat a bite of cake, someone gets horsewhipped.

Facter: Every time two people kiss, an orphanage collapses.

Factest: Every time a baby is born, an innocent animal is severely mocked for its physical appearance. Don't be a pleasure hog. Your every smile is a dagger. Happiness is murder.

Vote "yes" on Proposition 1321. Think of some kids. Some kids."
Reply
RE: Damned Protestants...
Pat Robertson shits bricks because parents tell kids the truth.

http://www.rawstory.com/2015/08/pat-robe...an-school/

Quote:Pat Robertson to grandparents: Take grandkids ‘away’ from atheist parents and send them to a Christian school


Religion can't survive in a world that values truth.
Reply
RE: Damned Protestants...
Now Robertson is pissed at Target.  Robertson seems pissier than his fucking non-existent god.

I wonder how much of a payoff this fuckface wants from Target?

http://crooksandliars.com/2015/08/pat-ro...oys-gender


Quote:Pat Robertson: Not Separating Toys By Gender ‘Puts God’s Bullseye’ On Target’s Stores

Why is god so fucking inept that he needs shitheads like Robertson?  You'd think a "god" could handle some of his own light work.
Reply
RE: Damned Protestants...
I remember reading this in the fucking bible.  "Render unto Caesar but before you do, pay your dues to the church, motherfucker!"

http://www.rawstory.com/2015/08/money-hu...while-ill/

Quote:‘Money hungry’ Georgia church kicks out 92-year-old woman because she didn’t tithe while ill

'Jesus' would be so proud.
Reply
RE: Damned Protestants...
(August 10, 2015 at 12:03 pm)Minimalist Wrote: Pat Robertson shits bricks because parents tell kids the truth.

http://www.rawstory.com/2015/08/pat-robe...an-school/

Quote:Pat Robertson to grandparents: Take grandkids ‘away’ from atheist parents and send them to a Christian school


Religion can't survive in a world that values truth.

I think l I may have to steal this.



You can fix ignorance, you can't fix stupid.

Tinkety Tonk and down with the Nazis.




 








Reply



Possibly Related Threads...
Thread Author Replies Views Last Post
  Damned Catholics Minimalist 2040 375669 Yesterday at 1:33 pm
Last Post: Fake Messiah
  Damned Christians Silver 855 148884 November 22, 2024 at 4:19 pm
Last Post: Fireball
  Damned Muslims Minimalist 777 163715 November 19, 2024 at 11:34 am
Last Post: BrianSoddingBoru4
  Damned Pervert Priests - and other assorted Holy Scumbags Minimalist 648 86426 November 18, 2024 at 12:12 am
Last Post: Fake Messiah
  Damned Hindus Minimalist 88 28083 October 16, 2024 at 2:23 pm
Last Post: Fake Messiah
  Damned Mormons Minimalist 216 52279 September 18, 2023 at 9:53 am
Last Post: zwanzig
  Damned Scientologists Fake Messiah 24 5753 January 29, 2023 at 8:40 am
Last Post: Fake Messiah
  Damned Catholics XVI Fake Messiah 10 3458 December 25, 2022 at 10:52 am
Last Post: LinuxGal
  Damned Buddhists Minimalist 18 10926 April 22, 2021 at 2:20 pm
Last Post: arewethereyet
  Damned Jews Minimalist 257 67339 April 8, 2020 at 5:29 am
Last Post: BrianSoddingBoru4



Users browsing this thread: 3 Guest(s)