Our server costs ~$56 per month to run. Please consider donating or becoming a Patron to help keep the site running. Help us gain new members by following us on Twitter and liking our page on Facebook!
Current time: November 1, 2026, 4:50 pm
Atheist Forums › Community › Atheism › News & Activism v
Damned Protestants...

Thread Rating:
  • 1 Vote(s) - 5 Average
  • 1
  • 2
  • 3
  • 4
  • 5
Damned Protestants...
Minimalist Offline Donators
Go Blow Jesus Out Your Ass
*****
Religious Views: Fuck It
Posts: 69246
Threads: 3759
Joined: August 2, 2009
Reputation: 258
#761
RE: Damned Protestants...
October 16, 2015 at 11:55 am
Find
Reply
Rhondazvous Offline
Help Me, Rhonda
****
Religious Views: Happy Heathen
Posts: 3676
Threads: 354
Joined: April 12, 2015
Reputation: 42
#762
RE: Damned Protestants...
October 16, 2015 at 4:20 pm
The god who allows children to be raped out of respect for the free will choice of the rapist, but punishes gay men for engaging in mutually consensual sex couldn't possibly be responsible for an intelligently designed universe.

I may defend your right to free speech, but i won't help you pass out flyers.

Those who can make you believe absurdities, can make you commit atrocities.
--Voltaire

Nietzsche isn't dead. How do I know he lives? He lives in my mind.
Find
Reply
Minimalist Offline Donators
Go Blow Jesus Out Your Ass
*****
Religious Views: Fuck It
Posts: 69246
Threads: 3759
Joined: August 2, 2009
Reputation: 258
#763
RE: Damned Protestants...
October 16, 2015 at 4:22 pm
Every church considers every other church a cult.  That shit goes with the territory.
Find
Reply
popeyespappy Offline Donators
some kind of demographic homunculus
*****
Religious Views: n/a
Posts: 2889
Threads: 133
Joined: May 8, 2011
Reputation: 31
#764
RE: Damned Protestants...
October 16, 2015 at 5:04 pm
(October 16, 2015 at 4:22 pm)Minimalist Wrote: Every church considers every other church a cult.  That shit goes with the territory.

[Image: Help-us-achieve-our-goal.jpg]
Save a life. Adopt a greyhound.
[Image: JUkLw58.gif]
Find
Reply
Minimalist Offline Donators
Go Blow Jesus Out Your Ass
*****
Religious Views: Fuck It
Posts: 69246
Threads: 3759
Joined: August 2, 2009
Reputation: 258
#765
RE: Damned Protestants...
October 16, 2015 at 5:35 pm
Hey, Pap.  How've you been?
Find
Reply
popeyespappy Offline Donators
some kind of demographic homunculus
*****
Religious Views: n/a
Posts: 2889
Threads: 133
Joined: May 8, 2011
Reputation: 31
#766
RE: Damned Protestants...
October 16, 2015 at 9:32 pm
Doing fine, Min. Between the GF, dog, job and aging parents I just don't have as much time for the Interwebs as I used to.
Save a life. Adopt a greyhound.
[Image: JUkLw58.gif]
Find
Reply
Minimalist Offline Donators
Go Blow Jesus Out Your Ass
*****
Religious Views: Fuck It
Posts: 69246
Threads: 3759
Joined: August 2, 2009
Reputation: 258
#767
RE: Damned Protestants...
October 16, 2015 at 9:40 pm
I hear ya.
Find
Reply
Minimalist Offline Donators
Go Blow Jesus Out Your Ass
*****
Religious Views: Fuck It
Posts: 69246
Threads: 3759
Joined: August 2, 2009
Reputation: 258
#768
RE: Damned Protestants...
October 19, 2015 at 11:36 am
Find
Reply
vorlon13 Offline
Posting Freak
*****
Religious Views: agnostic 12 stepper
Posts: 30129
Threads: 304
Joined: April 18, 2014
Reputation: 91
#769
RE: Damned Protestants...
October 19, 2015 at 11:47 am
Jesus could turn the brick into a gnat or a petunia.
 The granting of a pardon is an imputation of guilt, and the acceptance a confession of it. 




Find
Reply
Minimalist Offline Donators
Go Blow Jesus Out Your Ass
*****
Religious Views: Fuck It
Posts: 69246
Threads: 3759
Joined: August 2, 2009
Reputation: 258
#770
RE: Damned Protestants...
October 19, 2015 at 11:52 am
That jesus would make one shitty superman.  Always showing up too late.

Fucker needs an alarm clock.
Find
Reply


Atheist Forums › Community › Atheism › News & Activism v
Damned Protestants...

Possibly Related Threads…
Thread Author Replies Views Last Post
  Damned Christians Kitan Etos 1111 355554 7 hours ago
Last Post: Fake Messiah
  Damned Pervert Priests - and other assorted Holy Scumbags Minimalist 900 245508 Yesterday at 5:17 pm
Last Post: Fake Messiah
  Damned Hindus Minimalist 125 59312 October 18, 2026 at 4:30 pm
Last Post: Fake Messiah
  Damned Muslims Minimalist 843 341089 October 11, 2026 at 5:01 pm
Last Post: Fake Messiah
  Damned Catholics Minimalist 2164 732504 October 7, 2026 at 9:34 am
Last Post: Mister Agenda
  Damned Jews Minimalist 262 112048 August 7, 2026 at 9:58 am
Last Post: Fake Messiah
  Damned Atheists. The Valkyrie 19 5759 May 5, 2026 at 8:14 am
Last Post: Fake Messiah
  Damned Mormons Minimalist 216 96472 September 18, 2023 at 9:53 am
Last Post: zwanzig
  Damned Scientologists Fake Messiah 24 17267 January 29, 2023 at 8:40 am
Last Post: Fake Messiah
  Damned Catholics XVI Fake Messiah 10 10004 December 25, 2022 at 10:52 am
Last Post: LinuxGal



Users browsing this thread: 3 Guest(s)