Damned Protestants...

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Anticipate the xtian fuckheads blowing a gasket over this.

http://www.rawstory.com/2015/10/watch-nb...x-scandal/

WATCH: NBC unveils promo for ‘Law & Order: Special Victims Unit’ based on the Duggar sex scandal

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Here you go, girls.  I bet Ben Carson and Huckabee are all in favor of this too.  Seems to be a particular problem with xtian shitballs.

http://www.rawstory.com/2015/10/christia...e-resists/

A Christian website that gives advice to couples about how to live by the Bible’s “gender roles” recently advised men that they should not look at their wives’ faces during sex if she engaged in intercourse “begrudgingly.”

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Dumb fuck.

http://www.rawstory.com/2015/10/creation...-killings/

Creationist Ken Ham launched another attack against Planetary Society CEO Bill Nye on Sunday after Nye released a short video explaining key things to remember about climate change, the Friendly Atheist reported.

“We don’t need to be concerned about drastic climate change,” Ham wrote on his blog. “Our climate, and the checks and balances that keep it operating within safe parameters, were designed by an all-wise Creator.”

Why does the all-wise Creator have nothing but dumb asses for followers?

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I bet these nypocritical xtian shitballs claim to be "pro-life" too!

http://www.rawstory.com/2015/10/republic...-for-gays/

Republicans to rally for ‘liberty’ with pastor who defends death penalty for gays

Xtians are truly despicable.

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Death penalty for adulterers would be a little rough on some 'pub icons;

Rush Limbaugh
John McCain
Bob Dole
Rudy Giuliani
Lee Greenwood
Newt Gingrich
Glenn Beck
Anita Bryant
Chuck Norris
Marie Osmond
Ronald Reagan
Dick Armey
Pete Wilson
George Will
Bob Barr
John Kasich
Henry Kissenger
Alfonse D'Amato
John Warner
Fred Thompson
Arnold Schwarzenegger
Gary Bauer
Bill O'Reilly
Henry Hyde
Rupert Murdoch
Pete Sessions
Mark Sanford
Benny Hinn
Karl Rove
Megyn Kelly
Joe Scarborough
Mitch McConnell
John Hagee
Lou Dobbs
Thomas Foley
Charlie Crist
Jim Gibbons
Michael Savage
Connie Mack


are all going to get a date with the gibbet.

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On the plus side, Fred Thompson just died.  Now he's burning in hell for his sins.

Oh no he isn't.  He's just fucking dead.

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Texas...where else?

http://www.rawstory.com/2015/11/conserva...heir-kids/

Conservative Texas court to decide if homeschoolers can wait for the Rapture instead of teaching their kids

The all-Republican Texas Supreme Court will decide whether homeschooling families must teach educational basics to their children or be allowed to wait for the second coming of Jesus Christ.

An appeals court ruled against Michael and Laura McIntyre last year, saying the Christian couple was not exempt from state education regulations.

The good news, I guess, is that one court of Texans already told these two morons to go fuck themselves.  One can only hope that the Supreme Court is made of similar stuff.

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Texas...where else?

http://www.rawstory.com/2015/11/conserva...heir-kids/

Conservative Texas court to decide if homeschoolers can wait for the Rapture instead of teaching their kids

The all-Republican Texas Supreme Court will decide whether homeschooling families must teach educational basics to their children or be allowed to wait for the second coming of Jesus Christ.

An appeals court ruled against Michael and Laura McIntyre last year, saying the Christian couple was not exempt from state education regulations.

The good news, I guess, is that one court of Texans already told these two morons to go fuck themselves.  One can only hope that the Supreme Court is made of similar stuff.

Hey, they need dishwashers and ditch diggers in Heaven, too!

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Fine xtians in action.  Sleazebags.

http://www.dailykos.com/story/2015/10/30...tail=email

NC church caught practicing Christianity. Neighbors complain.

Cuz, Jesus said "Fuck 'em....let 'em get a job!"

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Them. It. Dismissive, dehumanizing terms that turn human beings struggling with setbacks into The Other. Has the poison of victim blaming so polluted some American minds that even a Southern church can no longer open its doors to the same people Jesus would have welcomed?

This story is rage inducing. Fucking Christians love to point at charitable work when challenged regarding religious organization tax exemption. I find it hilarious that the neighbors are trying to solicit the town government to stop a perfectly legal activity instead of petitioning God. 

WWJD bracelets should come with a feature that cuts off circulation to the hands if the wearer doesn't act as Jesus would. Cunts.