Damned Protestants...

[vorlon13]

Bless their little scrooge hearts, the more of the bibble they chose to ignore, the less religious they become.

Someday, instead of religious assholes to deal with, we will just have assholes. No religious BS clouding the issue.

[Minimalist]

We're already there.

[Minimalist]

Louisiana fucktards for jesus.

http://www.rawstory.com/2015/11/holy-war...gh-school/

Holy war: Louisiana students fight Christian indoctrination at public high school

Enjoy the lawsuit, morons.

[Darkstar]

Welch shot an angry YouTube video in front of the school declaring “Christians, we’ve taken enough stuff lying down.”

“I refuse,” he said, “I flat refuse, in America, to be forced into hiding as a Christian!”

The persecution complex is strong with this one...

[Minimalist]

I bet this fucker wants to hide.

http://www.rawstory.com/2015/11/christia...ia-church/

Christian youth pastor accused of sexually assaulting multiple victims at California church

Wolves are always drawn to sheep.

[Minimalist]

Proof, if any more were needed, that xtians are fucking nuts.

http://www.nydailynews.com/news/national...-1.2427180

Christian evangelists claim Starbucks fanned 'war on Christmas' with minimalist holiday red coffee cups 

I mean I avoid Starbucks, too, but its because I hate their burned coffee not the cups.  Fuck jesus.

[Rhondazvous]

I was wondering why the squirrels are always asking me about Christians. "Where are the Christians? Where are those nuts?"

[Minimalist]

I've got no use for fucking Starbucks but I have to think they are right on this.

http://www.rawstory.com/2015/11/starbuck...offee-cup/

Starbucks responds after Christians freak out over alleged anti-Jesus coffee cup

After all, how many xtians drink a $6 cup of coffee in the morning?  I'm sure they far prefer some 'Murrican beer that tastes like a horse pissed in a rain barrel.

[Minimalist]

It seems that "diversity" is just too hard a concept for ignorant xtian fuckheads.

http://www.rawstory.com/2015/11/nc-paren...the-bible/

NC parents force ban on student clubs over LGBT inclusion: ‘The only diversity school needs is the Bible’

[Minimalist]

Another jesus fuckhead convicted.

http://www.rawstory.com/2015/11/christia...ck-collar/

Christian homeschooler found guilty for locking girl in chicken coop and punishing her with a shock collar

The jury found Franklin guilty on all 28 charges, which included 19 counts of first-degree cruelty to children and eight counts of false imprisonment. She was also found guilty on one count of aggravated assault. She faces a maximum penalty of 480 years in prison.

They should be lenient and just sentence her to 100.