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Damned Protestants...
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What in the name of fuck...
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huh what the hell is wrong with women wearing pants ...what do they want them to do is wear skirts just to keep stupid Christian men happy
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Yeah... "fuck you, jesus!"  Exactly what you'd expect to hear from a nutty baptist preacher!

http://www.rawstory.com/2016/07/megachur...strongman/

Quote:Megachurch pastor Robert Jeffress would vote for Trump over Jesus: The Bible calls for a ‘strongman’

This is why baptists are fucking turds.  Look at their "leaders."
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Hey wait a moment.  I thought Kansas was going fucking broke?

http://www.rawstory.com/2016/07/atheist-...onvention/

Quote:Atheist group sues Kansas City, Missouri, over Baptist convention

Quote:An atheist group has sued Kansas City, Missouri, charging that plans to use $65,000 in tourism tax dollars to assist in an upcoming Baptist convention violates guarantees in the U.S. Constitution separating church and state.

I guess that republicunts can always come up with a few shekels for fucking jesus.  Cut a few more kids out of school lunches.  "Jesus" won't mind.
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How many Baptist conventions would Jesus approve for DIVORCE WHORING Baptists ??
 The granting of a pardon is an imputation of guilt, and the acceptance a confession of it. 




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Oh, you know them.  They'll just re-interpret the holy horseshit to say its all right.
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Fucking Scripture cherry pickers.

Their continued existence might be evidence for the non-existence of God.  Were He to exist, scripture cherry picking would have to be a TREMENDOUS sin.  I could see a continuous bloody slaughter occurring as He joyously smites those who seek to edit His Holy Words.

Maybe that should be my calling ??

God wants me to scourge the scripture cherry pickers from His temple with the blast from his Holy Flame Thrower ??

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 The granting of a pardon is an imputation of guilt, and the acceptance a confession of it. 




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Fucking baptist asswipes.

http://www.rawstory.com/2016/07/11-year-...d-baptism/

Quote:11-year-old hospitalized after Florida man drags him to filthy swimming pool for forced baptism



Quote:A 51-year-old Florida man was arrested and charged with child abuse for allegedly attacking an 11-year-old boy because he said God wanted him to.

You know what.  It sounds exactly like something that fuckwit of a god they have invented would order!
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More from the baptist shitballs.

http://sbcvoices.com/alabama-pastor-call...fires-him/

Quote:Alabama Pastor Calls His Church to Reach out to All Races with the Gospel. Church Fires Him.

Quote:He said that the problem was that they didn’t want black people to come to their church. A variety of reasons were listed, but they were all related to negative things happening if black people started coming. The church is in Alabama. It is a small church numbers-wise – around 30 people or so.

30 assholes in a lily-white church.  Jesus would be so proud.
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Wow, what a bunch of assholes.
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