Damned Protestants...

[Minimalist]

Right.

https://www.rawstory.com/2017/10/indiana...d-is-good/

Indiana dentist on why he kept 14-year-old daughter in a cage and molested her: ‘The Lord is good’

The thing with this fucking 'lord' is that he is whatever you want him to be.

Fuck jesus.

[Divinity]

Don't know the pastor's affiliation, but they said the woman donated to a baptist church, so I'm guessing Protestant and not Catholic.

http://www.christianpost.com/news/188-mi...on-157716/

Suing for $10,000,000 because someone verbally agreed to give you $1.5M, and then changed her mind and only gave you $700k? Really? Ungrateful little piece of shit. (And waste of $700k)

[Minimalist]

Never forget the wise words of Napoleon I.




They are all thieving scum.  Religion is the most lucrative con in the sad history of mankind.

[Minimalist]

Yes, because that cocksucker jesus said "shoot them motherfuckers if they kneel!"  Oh, wait.  That fucker LIKED kneeling.

Must be tough to be a xristard.

https://www.rawstory.com/2017/10/trump-p...been-shot/

Trump promotes book by pastor who said protesting NFL players are ‘lucky’ they haven’t been shot

“I think what these players are doing is absolutely wrong,” Jeffress said. “These players ought to be thanking God that they live in a country where they’re not only free to earn millions of dollars every year, but they’re also free from the worry of being shot in the head for taking a knee like they would be if they were in North Korea.

No, you slimey piece of jesus shit.  What they are worried about is being shot in the back by some murderous cop!

[Minimalist]

Praise Jebus says momma!

https://www.rawstory.com/2017/10/pennsyl...ses-wrong/

Pennsylvania mom admits brutally beating and choking daughter for reciting Bible verses wrong

Then again, its hard to find two bibles that translate that shit the same way.  Maybe it was just different versions?

[Minimalist]

The irony is astounding.

https://www.rawstory.com/2017/10/georgia...the-bible/

Georgia man charged with murder for shooting friend following argument over forgiveness in the Bible

Discussing the actual shooting, Chatman explained, “At one point in time, they were arguing over the Bible, about forgiveness and then that turned to something else.”

I don't think it means blow someone's head off.  Just a guess.

[vorlon13]

I smell

SCHISM !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Fake Messiah]

Mark Chapman boasts he’s been forgiven by Jesus for shooting dead

"Jesus is everything. I have found this through the many long years here at Attica. He has never left me.

"Through it all, I have come to learn that he cares very deeply for me – and for you. That is why he chose to die, to shed his blood so that our sins – even mine – could be forgiven."

https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/4817491/jo...ven-jesus/

Sure, Jesus is forgiveness. What five Hail Maries and three "Our Fathers" and you're forgiven. But then again knowing Jesus I doubt he was cross at him in the first place considering Lennon said he was bigger then Jesus.

[vorlon13]

500th anniversary of Luther's 85 feces being nailed to the church door.

Maybe we should do a special thread ??

[Minimalist]

Could have put this in the gun nut thread but he had more bibles than guns.

https://www.rawstory.com/2017/11/man-who...of-bibles/

Man who killed three in Colorado Walmart was ‘angry’ loner with no furniture but stacks of Bibles

Cause jesus always said to shoot any motherfucker who gets in your way.