Damned Protestants...

[Minimalist]

A little dated but still spot on. The jesus shits simply don't get how fucking obnoxious they are with their bullshit.

[LarissaAnn]

A little dated but still spot on. The jesus shits simply don't get how fucking obnoxious they are with their bullshit.

No kidding!

I don't know if they were Protestant or Catholic, but I was at the first Seahawk preseason home game last week and the atmosphere outside the stadium was awesome, as it is with ANY football game. People were pumped up and excited and there was a huge sense of unity and basically the good stuff the world needs more of: Happy people.

However, there were these asshole religious nuts outside the stadium with a bullhorn shouting all this "repent or burn in hell" crap and handing out pamphlets to people.

Frick off assholes, can't you just let people enjoy what is supposed to be a fun event?

There are a lot of things that turn me off to religion, but crap like that is one of the biggest ones.

[Minimalist]

Sorbo again....being the little racist who could.....

http://www.rawstory.com/rs/2014/08/21/ac...truly-are/

Actor Kevin Sorbo: Ferguson unrest let black protesters be the ‘animals’ they ‘truly are’

Maybe he plans to run for the senate from Mississippi or something?

[Tonus]

If his point was to state that the looters were acting like losers and animals, I can understand that, though I would have expected him to express himself more clearly. But this...

Sorbo argued that Brown’s death should be a “reminder to the African Americans that their President the voted in has only made things worse for them, not better.”

...is inexcusable for a posted message (ie, did not have to be delivered off the cuff, so he had time to think it through). Aside from the clumsy racism, just how has President Obama made things worse for African Americans in Ferguson? Or did I miss the part where he shot a black guy and tear-gassed new crews?

[Minimalist]

Oh dear.... this isn't what the legislature intended at all.

http://www.rawstory.com/rs/2014/08/26/lo...readlocks/

The ACLU said the school had violated the student’s constitutional rights, as well as Louisiana’s Preservation of Religious Freedom Act.

That 2010 law imposes “strict scrutiny” on any burden of religious liberty, which in this case would force the school district to demonstrate a compelling interest in requiring the student to cut his hair.

No, no...this was to protect little jesus freaks....not these rastafarian cultists!

The ACLU of Louisiana has come to the defense of a Rastafarian boy who has been suspended from school and forbidden to return until he cuts his dreadlocks.

The boy was sent home from South Plaquemines High School when classes resumed Aug. 8 because his dreadlocks extended beyond the collar of his shirt, in apparent violation of the school dress code.

[DeistPaladin]

Oh dear.... this isn't what the legislature intended at all.

I wonder if Jesus would have been required to cut his long hair if he attended that school.

[Jaysyn]

The boy was sent home from South Plaquemines High School when classes resumed Aug. 8 because his dreadlocks extended beyond the collar of his shirt, in apparent violation of the school dress code.

How is this also not a violation of freedom of expression? Are females also required to keep short hair? If not, how is this not gender discrimination?

Louisiana is such a shit hole.

[Minimalist]

This fucker should be catholic. They'd make him a bishop.

http://www.rawstory.com/rs/2014/08/28/fl...-chld-prn/

Florida youth pastor busted after his computer is detected ‘sharing’ child porn

“Despite my wrong motives, I had an encounter with Jesus Christ, I heard his call. And like all who respond to that call, I left my pile of worthless things, and I followed him,” he continued. “There are more pitfalls set before young people today than I have time to describe. The fact is we live in a dark world, and a depraved culture.”

Well, yeah....you got that right, fuckface.

[Tonus]

“Despite my wrong motives, I had an encounter with Jesus Christ, I heard his call.

So that's how you A/S/K...

[Minimalist]

I wonder if jesus took the pictures?