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RE: Damned Protestants...
August 28, 2014 at 10:05 pm
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2014/08/28...26032.html
Quote:Child Reportedly Expelled From Preschool Over His Mother's Facebook Posts
Your kid is probably better off without these assholes pissing in his ears everyday.
Quote:On its website, Sonshine Christian Academy describes itself as “a thriving, Christ-Centered Academy providing academic excellence through the saving knowledge of Jesus Christ, equipping each student to make an impact in our community and the world."
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August 29, 2014 at 5:15 pm
Batshit crazy motherfucker.
http://www.rawstory.com/rs/2014/08/29/mi...-hellhole/
Quote:Minister: US isn’t in the Bible because the Rapture will turn it into an atheist hellhole
You know....if you get all those xtian shitstains out of here this place might become liveable. Too bad it is just an absurd fairy tale.
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September 1, 2014 at 8:29 pm
Texas...again.
http://www.rawstory.com/rs/2014/09/01/te...-for-kids/
Quote:Texas pastor demands public library ‘purge’ vampire books: I think it’s dangerous for kids
Hey, you know what, asshole? I think your fucking bible is dangerous for kids.
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RE: Damned Protestants...
September 1, 2014 at 8:37 pm
(September 1, 2014 at 8:29 pm)Minimalist Wrote: Texas...again.
http://www.rawstory.com/rs/2014/09/01/te...-for-kids/
Quote:Texas pastor demands public library ‘purge’ vampire books: I think it’s dangerous for kids
Hey, you know what, asshole? I think your fucking bible is dangerous for kids.
I remember seeing a label you could print out and put on bibles.
It said something along the lines of, "Caution. This book contains demons, unicorns, giants, rape, sexual references, genocide and graphic descriptions of murder. It is not suitable for children"
Sums the book up perfectly, really.
Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:
"You did WHAT? With WHO? WHERE???"
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RE: Damned Protestants...
September 1, 2014 at 9:20 pm
Ya mean like....
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September 4, 2014 at 1:11 pm
Pat Robertson...again.
http://www.rawstory.com/rs/2014/09/04/pa...f-on-ebay/
Quote:Televangelist Pat Robertson on Thursday told an 80-year-old viewer, who gave more than 10 percent to the church, that she should get a job or sell stuff on eBay if she couldn’t afford her medical bills.
You know what, Pat? I have a better idea. Stop pissing away 10% to scumbags like you.
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RE: Damned Protestants...
September 4, 2014 at 1:15 pm
Why the Holy Fuck doesn't Pat heal the bitch ????
Jesus Fucking Christ, what a fucktard Robertson is. Hope he has chiggers on his hemorrhoids !!
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September 4, 2014 at 1:30 pm
Quote:“There are many, many ways of making money,” the TV preacher continued. “And you’re looking at the downside of all the bills you’ve got instead of saying, ‘God, I’ve been faithful to you. Now, I claim my blessing, and I ask you to open the windows of heaven and pour me out a blessing. Show me what you’re going to do, show me how I can move into blessing.’ So, just ask him.”
"And if god doesn't give you anything, you obviously didn't ask right."
"Well, evolution is a theory. It is also a fact. And facts and theories are different things, not rungs in a hierarchy of increasing certainty. Facts are the world's data. Theories are structures of ideas that explain and interpret facts. Facts don't go away when scientists debate rival theories to explain them. Einstein's theory of gravitation replaced Newton's in this century, but apples didn't suspend themselves in midair, pending the outcome. And humans evolved from ape- like ancestors whether they did so by Darwin's proposed mechanism or by some other yet to be discovered."
-Stephen Jay Gould
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RE: Damned Protestants...
September 5, 2014 at 8:54 pm
Here's a fine xtian. I bet jesus loves his ass.
http://www.rawstory.com/rs/2014/09/05/in...-contract/
Quote:Indiana man accused of raping and abusing wife after forcing her to sign ‘slave contract’
Quote:Kenneth Eugene Harden is accused of 38 counts of battery, criminal confinement and rape. He reportedly married the woman just over a year ago after meeting through an online personal ad. Harden allegedly described himself as a Christian during their brief courtship, only to reveal six months into the marriage that he was a “sadist.”
According to a police affadavit (PDF), police learned about the conditions Harden imposed on his wife after she called them to their residence on Aug. 30. The woman said Harden choked her with a collar she was required to wear as part of the “contract.” However, she said, Harden continually broke rules in the agreement barring abuse of her.
Yep. Definitely is.
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RE: Damned Protestants...
September 8, 2014 at 11:53 am
This guy has a good pick-up line. Too bad he runs a fucking church.
http://www.rawstory.com/rs/2014/09/08/wa...nis-homes/
Quote:Wash. state megachurch closes branches after founder is caught calling women ‘penis homes’
Quote:"Ultimately, God created you and it is his penis. You are simply borrowing it for a while,” Driscoll wrote under the name William Wallace II in 2001. “Knowing that His penis would need a home, God created a woman to be your wife and when you marry her and look down you will notice that your wife is shaped differently than you and makes a very nice home.”
“Therefore, if you are single you must remember that your penis is homeless and needs a home,” he continued.
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