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RE: Damned Protestants...
September 23, 2014 at 9:09 pm (This post was last modified: September 23, 2014 at 9:12 pm by vorlon13.)
Hot though it may be.

BTW, (not that it matters) but is Sorbo Catholic or Protestant ??
OK, checked Wiki, he was raised Lutheran, but his current status is noted as just "Christian".
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RE: Damned Protestants...
September 23, 2014 at 9:14 pm
(September 23, 2014 at 9:09 pm)vorlon13 Wrote: Hot though it may be.

BTW, (not that it matters) but is Sorbo Catholic or Protestant ??
OK, checked Wiki, he was raised Lutheran, but his current status is noted as just "Christian".

Does "fuckwit" count as a denomination?

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RE: Damned Protestants...
September 23, 2014 at 9:16 pm
Granted, his mouth undermines all the good his chiseled abs do
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RE: Damned Protestants...
September 23, 2014 at 9:17 pm
(September 23, 2014 at 9:16 pm)vorlon13 Wrote: Granted, his mouth undermines all the good his chiseled abs do

Another reason to go for personality, not looks.

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RE: Damned Protestants...
September 23, 2014 at 9:30 pm
(September 23, 2014 at 9:14 pm)Beccs Wrote:
(September 23, 2014 at 9:09 pm)vorlon13 Wrote: Hot though it may be.

BTW, (not that it matters) but is Sorbo Catholic or Protestant ??
OK, checked Wiki, he was raised Lutheran, but his current status is noted as just "Christian".

Does "fuckwit" count as a denomination?

Yes.
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September 23, 2014 at 9:42 pm
I saw some Mormon brethren (for purposes of this thread I'm pretending Mormon's are undisputed protestants) out whoring for Joe today. If I hadn't been already late, I would have stopped and asked them about the Gibsonites.



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September 24, 2014 at 8:16 pm
Apparently it didn't work.

http://www.newser.com/story/196339/ups-s...astor.html


Quote: The man who shot and killed two former colleagues and himself at an Alabama UPS facility had "asked for prayer" amid a "troubled" period in his life, a pastor at his church tells the AP, adding, "He's just a guy who went through his trials at work. Certainly we have prayed for him."

I bet 'prayer' has a shitty won-lost record.
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September 30, 2014 at 5:58 pm
http://www.rawstory.com/rs/2014/09/mn-ma...le-verses/

Quote:MN man upset over hand-holding in gay bar shoots couple with BB gun, shouts Bible verses

Cause as we all know...jesus said to shoot every faggot you find!

On, no wait... that was someone else.
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October 1, 2014 at 12:31 pm
http://www.rawstory.com/rs/2014/10/70-ye...six-years/

Quote:A North Carolina pastor was arrested this week on charges that he sexually assaulted a young girl over a six year period.

According to WBTV, the girl told Iredell County Sheriff’s Office investigators that 70-year-old Pastor Jerry Dean Wallace sexually assaulted her multiple times from 2008 through 2014. Dean is pastor at Light in the Darkness church in Union Grove.


Praise jay-sus for young girls!
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RE: Damned Protestants...
October 1, 2014 at 11:04 pm
(September 30, 2014 at 5:58 pm)Minimalist Wrote: http://www.rawstory.com/rs/2014/09/mn-ma...le-verses/

Quote:MN man upset over hand-holding in gay bar shoots couple with BB gun, shouts Bible verses

Cause as we all know...jesus said to shoot every faggot you find!

On, no wait... that was someone else.



How about waterboarding that fucktard until he has memorized all 600 thou shall nots in Leviticus ??
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