Damned Protestants...

[DeistPaladin]

Bryan Fischer: ‘Freedom of Religion’ in US is only a choice of which Christian church to join

Nothing new here. It's the old "it's freedom of, not freedom from" argument, as if there's any separating the two.

If anything is forced on you against your will, it's not "freedom" in any sense of the word.

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Except fucking jesus, apparently.

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[DeistPaladin]

Cuz everybody knows that Tucker's jesus us an NRA member who would murder Mexicans in the street for their own good.

My favorite passage of the Bible (seriously, I don't mean that sarcastically):

Matthew 7 21 “Not everyone who says to me, ‘Lord, Lord,’ will enter the kingdom of heaven, but only the one who does the will of my Father who is in heaven. 22 Many will say to me on that day, ‘Lord, Lord, did we not prophesy in your name and in your name drive out demons and in your name perform many miracles?’ 23 Then I will tell them plainly, ‘I never knew you. Away from me, you evildoers!’ 24 “Therefore everyone who hears these words of mine and puts them into practice is like a wise man who built his house on the rock. 25 The rain came down, the streams rose, and the winds blew and beat against that house; yet it did not fall, because it had its foundation on the rock. 26 But everyone who hears these words of mine and does not put them into practice is like a foolish man who built his house on sand. 27 The rain came down, the streams rose, and the winds blew and beat against that house, and it fell with a great crash.”

I don't need to tell anyone I don't actually believe any of this but it's entertaining to consider that these GOP Christians revere a guy who preached about "..as you have treated the least among you..." and other admonishments of peace and charity and regard him as their lord but pay no attention to what he said.

As I interpret the passage, it seems to say that they'll claim "didn't we sing your praises at church?" and Jesus promised to respond, "GTFO and go to Hell you hypocrites."

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[abaris]

Or, as one of your generals said not too long ago, Jesus with an AK47.

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[abaris]

Shitty burgers and a shitty religion. Sounds like a perfect combo.

Super-sized bullshit.

The burgers aren't that bad in my parts, since there are strict regulations in place when it comes to producing food. So yes, I would say, the burgers would be the silver lining in that story.