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Damned Protestants...
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Well,

it might not grow the bottom line for the church to have a Micky D's on site. A local church here has allowed a food pantry to use their basement for a distribution center, and despite the lure of free food, they have noticed after 2 years they have not picked up a single member from the folks using the pantry.
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Church fucks don't want members who need a food pantry. They want members who can ante up for church horseshit.

Remember, these bastards are mainly republicunts. They have no use for poor people.
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sure is funny how the scripture cherry pickers always trot out that one and ignore the other 600 Levitican prohibitions.

Also, quite a few of these pastors that 'doth protest too much' are taking it up the butt when nobody is looking.
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That last thought occurred to me, also.
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I manage it without protesting too much

Wink Shades
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