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RE: Damned Protestants...
December 5, 2014 at 12:36 pm
(December 3, 2014 at 12:45 pm)vorlon13 Wrote: sure is funny how the scripture cherry pickers always trot out that one and ignore the other 600 Levitican prohibitions. Yeah, well, Jesus died on the cross so we could have all that stuff. His death turned the OT laws into a great big celestial buffet table. If we like our favorite OT law, we can keep it. If not, we can toss it aside and say "Jesus died to fulfill that". Neat, huh? What other religion lets you pick-and-choose like that?
Quote:Also, quite a few of these pastors that 'doth protest too much' are taking it up the butt when nobody is looking.
Well, we're all sinners and we can't help that. It's in our nature. Luckily, speaking of great things about Christianity, all we have to do is put our hands together and say "sorry about that" to our imaginary fr... ER *COUGH* I MEAN OUR GLORIOUS LORD AND SAVIOR WHO DIED ON THE CROSS FOR MY SINS, HALLELUJAH!
So as you can see, it's just like another True Christian ™ Newt Gingrich once said to one of his wives after cheating on her, "It's not what I do, it's what I say that's important."
Liberals have this silly thought that just because some "family values" politician is an adulterer that this makes him unfit to speak out against gay marriage and how this will corrupt the "sanctity of marriage". They might say things like "Sanctity of Marriage? You're an adulterer! You defiled your own marriage so how can you speak out about anyone else's?" They just don't realize that you can commit adultery 100 times and have the slate wiped clean with a single prayer. So it doesn't matter what we do. It only matters what we say.
It's not hypocrisy. It's divine grace.
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December 5, 2014 at 12:42 pm
Experts agree, Newt Gingrich gives adultery a bad name.
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RE: Damned Protestants...
December 5, 2014 at 1:56 pm
These jesus-freak motherfuckers are losing their minds over gay marriage. They don't even seem to care how ridiculous they sound anymore as long as they can run their mouths for the cameras.
http://www.rawstory.com/rs/2014/12/pasto...-plumbing/
Quote:Garlow compared same-sex marriage to a house with plumbing installed by a plumber who didn’t understand the difference between male and female fittings on plumbing supplies.
“I recognize it’s on the edge, but I have to say this,” Garlow said. “All the people who advocate for so-called same-sex marriage ought to have to live in homes in which the plumbers who built them, or the electricians who built them, didn’t understand the difference between the male and female end of piping or plumbing or of electrical as well and see how that home works out for them.”
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December 5, 2014 at 2:02 pm
Quote:A former Pennsylvania police chief, serving time in prison for extorting nearly $8,000 from undercover FBI agents he thought were drug dealers, has asked a federal judge to reduce his sentence, saying he has found God behind bars, reports KDKA.
If he found god in jail and wants to get out of jail, I guess that means he ran into the OT version.
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RE: Damned Protestants...
December 5, 2014 at 3:52 pm
Good. Fuck these assholes.
http://www.rawstory.com/rs/2014/12/feder...us-belief/
Quote:A federal judge in Topeka, Kansas threw out a suit by creationists that alleged that teaching evolution in schools amounts to an endorsement of atheism as a religion.
According to Americans United for the Separation of Church and State, U.S. District Judge Daniel Crabtree said that creationist pressure group Citizens for Objective Public Education (COPE)’s lawsuit against the state of Kansas is without merit and dismissed it.
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RE: Damned Protestants...
December 5, 2014 at 4:09 pm
(December 5, 2014 at 12:42 pm)vorlon13 Wrote: Experts agree, Newt Gingrich gives adultery a bad name.
They say power is an aphrodisiac.
Apparently, it's also a hallucinogenic.
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December 10, 2014 at 6:57 pm
Apparently xtians are all pissed off about the last episode of Family Guy.
I may have to hunt this down and watch it.
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December 10, 2014 at 7:27 pm
I don't usually like Family Guy but I'm hunting it down out of curiosity and boredom.
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RE: Damned Protestants...
December 10, 2014 at 7:57 pm
(December 5, 2014 at 3:52 pm)Minimalist Wrote: Good. Fuck these assholes.
http://www.rawstory.com/rs/2014/12/feder...us-belief/
Quote:A federal judge in Topeka, Kansas threw out a suit by creationists that alleged that teaching evolution in schools amounts to an endorsement of atheism as a religion.
According to Americans United for the Separation of Church and State, U.S. District Judge Daniel Crabtree said that creationist pressure group Citizens for Objective Public Education (COPE)’s lawsuit against the state of Kansas is without merit and dismissed it.
Teaching evolution is not an endorsement of atheism, it is a consequence of a given religion being FALSE
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December 10, 2014 at 8:10 pm
(This post was last modified: December 10, 2014 at 8:19 pm by Elskidor.)
I just saw Family Guy. I can see why they are so worked up, but I didn't really find it funny. I'm more concerned with why Peter has had testicles attached to his chin for over a decade now, but nobody throws a fit until they make an episode making fun of Jesus.
Hey, if it pissed Glenn Beck off then I'm happy.
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