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Damned Protestants...
RE: Damned Protestants...
(January 10, 2015 at 3:49 pm)Minimalist Wrote: Dumb-ass Alabama jesus freaks.

http://www.dailykos.com/story/2015/01/08...tail=email

Quote:In a secret meeting where only the city council and the mayor were present, it was unanimously decided to cede ownership of the town to that person or persons known as "God".

What do you expect... from.. those people...
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I expect this.

http://www.rawstory.com/rs/2015/01/pasto...d-serious/

Quote:Pastor: I punched a kid ‘as hard as I could’ for ‘not taking the Lord serious’

Of course, they are such liars that I doubt this ever happened.
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Once we get by the hate-filled muslims we have to deal with the hate-filled xtians.

http://www.rawstory.com/rs/2015/01/chris...r-attacks/

Quote:Christian broadcaster suggests God punished Charlie Hebdo’s ‘blasphemy’ with Muslim terror attacks

There isn't all that much difference between him and the ayatollah.
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RE: Damned Protestants...
BUT !!!!

He listed a Commandment that JESUS DIDN'T !!!!!!!!!!!


He's a HERETIC !!!!!!!!!

(is there a way to make that blink on the forum software ??)
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RE: Damned Protestants...
Here you go, V.

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RE: Damned Protestants...
Cool.

I like burning heretics.

It smells like


























victory !
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RE: Damned Protestants...
Oklahoma Assholes On The Loose.


http://www.rawstory.com/rs/2015/01/oklah...c-schools/

Quote:Oklahoma Republican wants law to keep Hobby Lobby owner’s Bible classes in public schools

Quote:A Republican Oklahoma state senator proposed a bill that would shield the state’s public schools from lawsuits over a school Bible study course. The Bible course was created and financed by the conservative Christian family that owns the Hobby Lobby chain for crafts stores.

Whenever a stupid law is proposed it is always proposed by a stupid republicunt.

Quote:“I don’t see anything wrong with (a provision) that gives local school districts the ability to study the historical aspects of the Bible.

Except there are no historical aspects to the fucking bible.
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RE: Damned Protestants...
(January 10, 2015 at 3:49 pm)Minimalist Wrote: Dumb-ass Alabama jesus freaks.

http://www.dailykos.com/story/2015/01/08...tail=email

Quote:In a secret meeting where only the city council and the mayor were present, it was unanimously decided to cede ownership of the town to that person or persons known as "God".

Tell them they can't leave the room until "God" shows up to claim the deed.
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(January 12, 2015 at 5:59 pm)vorlon13 Wrote: Cool.

I like burning heretics.

It smells like

victory !

I always thought it smelled like stake.
I'm not anti-Christian. I'm anti-stupid.
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RE: Damned Protestants...
http://www.rawstory.com/rs/2015/01/bipar...ssissippi/

Quote:Bipartisan bills would make the Bible the ‘state book’ of Mississippi

Quote:“The Bible provides a good role model on how to treat people,” state Rep. Tom Miles (D) said. “They could read in there about love and compassion.”

Really, fuckhead?

Quote:1SA 15:3, 7-8 "This is what the Lord says: Now go and smite Amalek, and utterly destroy all that they have; do not spare them, but kill both man and woman, infant and suckling, ox and sheep, camel and ass ....' And Saul ... utterly destroyed all the people with the edge of the sword."


Mississippi....where the democrats are as fucking stupid as the republicunts.
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