Damned Protestants...

[Minimalist]

Ah, what would fucking jesus do?

http://www.rawstory.com/rs/2015/01/color...e-was-gay/

Colorado pastor halts lesbian’s funeral when family refuses to hide all signs that she was gay

Yep, that must be it!

[Minimalist]

Somewhere, conned jesus freak morons must be spitting nickles!

http://www.rawstory.com/rs/2015/01/10-ye...om-heaven/

10 year-old author of best-selling Christian book admits he never ‘came back from heaven’

The subject of the top-selling Christian book The Boy Who Came Back From Heaven has recanted his story about life after death, prompting bookstores to pull it from their shelves, the Washington Post reported on Thursday.

“I did not die. I did not go to Heaven,” Alex Malarkey said in a statement published on the Christian site Pulpit and Pen. “I said I went to heaven because I thought it would get me attention.

Lying little fuck.

[Minimalist]

Methinks the Super is doth fulleth of shitte.

http://www.rawstory.com/rs/2015/01/alaba...ing-selma/

Alabama school superintendent bans high school history club from seeing ‘Selma’

DeKalb County school superintendent Hugh Taylor cancelled the outing by students at the predominately minority school, saying he was concerned about obscene language and “racial profanity” in the Oscar-nominated film.

Taylor was elected DeKalb County school superintendent in 2013 despite concerns that he sends his won four children to a private Christian academy.

Yep.. The Shit gauge's needle is pegged on "Full."

[Minimalist]

Why am I not surprised.

http://www.rawstory.com/rs/2015/01/two-t...ches-poll/

Two-thirds of Southern Baptists resist integrating their churches: poll

Failing to heed the call from Southern Baptist leaders to integrate their churches in pursuit of racial justice, two-thirds of evangelicals polled expressed no interest in seeing their congregations become more ethnically diverse, reports the Associated Press.

Yeah...just the way "jesus" would want it.


But if you follow it all the way down you come to the good news.

The Southern Baptist Church claimed 15.7 million members last year, with church rolls declining for the seventh straight year.

They're dying out.

[Minimalist]

What the fuckers need is some real persecution.

http://www.rawstory.com/rs/2015/01/michi...t-of-town/

Michigan Christians want to drive ‘carpetbagger’ atheist activist out of town

An atheist firebrand who recently moved to Ottawa County in Michigan is being attacked by Christian residents who claim that he moved to their county specifically to persecute them, The Detroit News reports.

[Minimalist]

This could have gone in the Fucking Cops thread. Choices....choices....

http://www.rawstory.com/rs/2015/01/india...ift-store/

Indiana police chaplain accused of stealing clothes from Goodwill thrift store

[Cato]

This is from his bio pdf listed on his church's site:

Salvation Testimony: I was raised in a unique home that blended the Catholic traditions with the culture of drug, alcohol and crime. When I was twelve my parents committed their life to God, renounced the patterns of the past and, as a family, we became highly dedicated and involved in the Church – at which time was in the midst of the Holy Spirit Renewal Movement.

http://www.mynewdaychurch.com/files/Docu...Pastor.pdf

Seems committing your life to God and renouncing past bad behavior isn't enough. I guarantee that he'll tell his congregation that everyone is a sinner and that he should be forgiven. Of course forgiveness will include continuation of tithing.

[Chas]

http://www.rawstory.com/rs/2014/12/what-...reproduce/

What? Pat Robertson predicts gays will go extinct ‘because they don’t reproduce’

Hey, dumbfuck. Shouldn't it already have happened then?

Maybe he thinks it takes longer than 6000 years?

[Minimalist]

Pat Robertson? Think?

Please.

[Minimalist]

Fucking god must have little to keep him occupied.

http://www.rawstory.com/rs/2015/01/rafae...c-toilets/

Rafael Cruz warns Christians: ‘God will hold you accountable’ if transgender people use public toilets

I suspect that Ted Cruz is the nut that didn't fall far from this tree.