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Isn't it funny...
RE: Isn't it funny...
(August 14, 2017 at 12:03 pm)KevinM1 Wrote: "No atheists in foxholes"

LMAO

One of my high-school/college buddies served in Iraq.  He was, literally, one of the guys going door-to-door searching for combatants.  An incredibly dangerous job, one which, thankfully, he made it back from fully intact.  He was an atheist when I met him and is an atheist now.

That saying is as laughable as it is insulting.  No, atheists aren't 'faking it'.  No, atheists don't lack conviction.  No, you are not somehow superior to atheists because you believe in an imaginary friend.  Get the fuck out of here with that weak shit, and get over yourself.

The shitheads tell themselves that so they feel superior for being shitheads.
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(August 14, 2017 at 1:51 pm)Thumpalumpacus Wrote:
(August 14, 2017 at 1:03 pm)Dropship Wrote: Nah mate but I've seen plenty of war films on TV, and I've won trophies for online computer wargaming under my fighting name "PoorOldSpike"..Smile

Well, that lends authority to your opinion.

*plonk*

Thanks mate, here are me and some of my boys in the Armed Assault 3 game, I tell them "Stick with me if you want to live"..Smile
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(August 14, 2017 at 12:03 pm)KevinM1 Wrote: "No atheists in foxholes"
LMAO
One of my high-school/college buddies served in Iraq.  He was, literally, one of the guys going door-to-door searching for combatants.  An incredibly dangerous job, one which, thankfully, he made it back from fully intact.  He was an atheist when I met him and is an atheist now.
That saying is as laughable as it is insulting.  No, atheists aren't 'faking it'.  No, atheists don't lack conviction.  No, you are not somehow superior to atheists because you believe in an imaginary friend.  Get the fuck out of here with that weak shit, and get over yourself.

Let me put it another way- atheists can be great soldiers, but maybe they'd be even greater if they'd let God watch their backs?
It's a power thing..Smile-
"Our gospel came to you not simply with words, but also with POWER.."- 1 Thess 1:5
"For God did not give us a spirit of timidity, but a spirit of POWER"- 2 Tim 1:7
"I am full of POWER, judgement and might by the spirit of the Lord"- Micah 3:8
"The weapons we fight with are not the weapons of the world...they have divine POWER to demolish strongholds"- 2 Cor 10:4
"Be strong in the Lord and in his mighty POWER" (Ephesians 6:10)

God said- "Raise a banner on a bare hilltop, I have summoned my warriors to carry out my wrath..they come from faraway lands..to destroy the whole country..and destroy the sinners within it" (Isaiah ch 13)
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You're really swirling the bottom of the troll barrel at this point.

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I am the Infantry. I am my country’s strength in war, her deterrent in peace. I am the heart of the fight… wherever, whenever. I carry America’s faith and honor against her enemies. I am the Queen of Battle. I am what my country expects me to be, the best trained Soldier in the world. In the race for victory, I am swift, determined, and courageous, armed with a fierce will to win. Never will I fail my country’s trust. Always I fight on…through the foe, to the objective, to triumph overall. If necessary, I will fight to my death. By my steadfast courage, I have won more than 200 years of freedom. I yield not to weakness, to hunger, to cowardice, to fatigue, to superior odds, For I am mentally tough, physically strong, and morally straight. I forsake not, my country, my mission, my comrades, my sacred duty. I am relentless. I am always there, now and forever. I AM THE INFANTRY! FOLLOW ME!
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PoorOldSpike...

I'd've guessed Leeroy Jenkins, myself.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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(August 14, 2017 at 1:03 pm)Dropship Wrote: As a - ahem- computer wargaming champion under my fighting name 'PoorOldSpike' I can assure you that it depends on the angle of impact, velocity and calibre etc as to whether a slug would penetrate a book or wooden fence or flak vest etc..Smile

Ain't you just the virtual bad-ass. Why don't you hold a buy-bull in front of your face a let someone fire a real AR15 at it, then get back to us.

Computer war gaming... I'll bet virtual pussy is the best you've managed as well.
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(August 14, 2017 at 2:03 pm)Dropship Wrote: Let me put it another way- atheists can be great soldiers, but maybe they'd be even greater if they'd let God watch their backs?
It's a power thing..Smile-

No, I think that kind of behaviour would cause cognitive dissonance by people pretending to believe in something that they know they do not believe.  The resulting mental contradiction and inner distrust would IMO impair reaction time and judgement, resulting in sub-optimal performance in the field.
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I couldn't help but notice that there wasn't a big turnout for the fucking chaplain there.  I wonder where the holy joe was when the fighting was going on?
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Quote:Let me clarify- it's an old jokey saying that means atheists might well be in foxholes, but when the bombs and shells start coming in they problably murmur a prayer under their breath..

I know what it means and it's still wrong


Quote:Let me put it another way- atheists can be great soldiers, but maybe they'd be even greater if they'd let God watch their backs?

It's a power thing..-
They don't need your hocus pocus .They don't believe in your hocus pocus
Seek strength, not to be greater than my brother, but to fight my greatest enemy -- myself.

Inuit Proverb

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Lol, some assholes still don't know what *plonk* means.

Edit: One particular asshole.

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(August 14, 2017 at 3:10 pm)Tizheruk Wrote:
Quote:Let me clarify- it's an old jokey saying that means atheists might well be in foxholes, but when the bombs and shells start coming in they problably murmur a prayer under their breath..

I know what it means and it's still wrong


Quote:Let me put it another way- atheists can be great soldiers, but maybe they'd be even greater if they'd let God watch their backs?

It's a power thing..-
They don't need your hocus pocus .They don't believe in your hocus pocus



A soldier would be better served digging his foxhole deeper than wasting his time murmuring to some non-existent deity.



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I wonder how many of them were praying while the Germans were busy shooting?
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