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RE: The Undeniable Phenomenon of Alien Abductions
August 14, 2017 at 12:25 am
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When you all put it like this, yeah....I have to agree. Something's up.
As a skeptic, I found the idea of this so-called alien fixation with performing repetitive anal probing to be less than convincing. They're an advanced species; what would they be hoping to learn that they didn't, oh say....during the first twenty thousand probes?
Now, I'm thinking they're probably just searching for the right buttholes and/or adjusting them to specs.
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RE: The Undeniable Phenomenon of Alien Abductions
August 14, 2017 at 12:45 am
Beccs does not lie so you can not deny!
I only pray our alien overlords will all join probers anonymous.
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RE: The Undeniable Phenomenon of Alien Abductions
August 14, 2017 at 1:41 am
Seems to me that they always manage to find the right buttholes.
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RE: The Undeniable Phenomenon of Alien Abductions
August 14, 2017 at 1:48 am
(August 14, 2017 at 12:05 am)Cthulhu Dreaming Wrote: All you sketpics need to STFU. I...I mean a friend was personally...I mean told me he was cornholed by aliens.
Pics or it didn't happen.
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RE: The Undeniable Phenomenon of Alien Abductions
August 14, 2017 at 6:23 am
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(August 13, 2017 at 11:13 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: (August 13, 2017 at 9:03 pm)The Gentleman Bastard Wrote: Something you forgot:
Alien abductees are people from all over the world.
Very true.
Unlike religious "miracles", which only seem to happen where that religion is dominant, alien abductions are a truly global phenomenon.
Makes you wonder how ANYONE can deny it.
Also, we have multiple grainy video images and pictures of UFOs in flight.
And, as we all know, the grainier the image, the more real the event.
Aliens and abductions don't seem to depend on geography but rather on technology of the day. That's why in 19th century people saw unidentified hot-air balloons like during winter and spring of 1896-7 when there were widespread reports of an airship being sighted over North America that seemed to have crossed the USA roughly west to east over a 5-month period.
Then in earlier periods people saw witches on broomsticks and this was no laughing matter for houses in Europe that could afford protection would build something like a big mace on their roof so that witches could not land on it.
Then before that people saw flying horses and carriages, like Apollo driving his carriage over the sky and prophet Elijah.
teachings of the Bible are so muddled and self-contradictory that it was possible for Christians to happily burn heretics alive for five long centuries. It was even possible for the most venerated patriarchs of the Church, like St. Augustine and St. Thomas Aquinas, to conclude that heretics should be tortured (Augustine) or killed outright (Aquinas). Martin Luther and John Calvin advocated the wholesale murder of heretics, apostates, Jews, and witches. - Sam Harris, "Letter To A Christian Nation"
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RE: The Undeniable Phenomenon of Alien Abductions
August 14, 2017 at 7:04 am
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(August 14, 2017 at 12:05 am)Cthulhu Dreaming Wrote: All you sketpics need to STFU. I...I mean a friend was personally...I mean told me he was cornholed by aliens.
I dare say you had many drinks with Vorlon and the rest is history ... So you convinced yourself of an alien abduction story to keep any scraps of dignity you had left. 
(August 14, 2017 at 1:41 am)Minimalist Wrote: Seems to me that they always manage to find the right buttholes.
How the hell do aliens know which hole is the asshole? CL? Is the smell of poop universal? What does the pope have to say on this matter?
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RE: The Undeniable Phenomenon of Alien Abductions
August 14, 2017 at 7:44 am
The third option is for Volron, yes?
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RE: The Undeniable Phenomenon of Alien Abductions
August 14, 2017 at 8:17 am
3 people voted for that and none of them is vorlie.
There are kinks of all kinds.
This thread has potential.
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RE: The Undeniable Phenomenon of Alien Abductions
August 14, 2017 at 8:36 am
(August 13, 2017 at 11:13 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: (August 13, 2017 at 9:03 pm)The Gentleman Bastard Wrote: Something you forgot:
Alien abductees are people from all over the world.
Very true.
Unlike religious "miracles", which only seem to happen where that religion is dominant, alien abductions are a truly global phenomenon.
Makes you wonder how ANYONE can deny it.
Ah, but didn't Jesus say he was an extra-testicle sent to confiscate our nukular weapons? Czech mate athiest!!!!!
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'
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RE: The Undeniable Phenomenon of Alien Abductions
August 14, 2017 at 8:40 am
(August 13, 2017 at 11:13 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: Also, we have multiple grainy video images and pictures of UFOs in flight.
And, as we all know, the grainier the image, the more real the event.
UFOs?
How very passé.
Try demon aeroplanes:
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'
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