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The theory of evolution HOAX
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 (August 15, 2017 at 3:17 pm)Gawdzilla Sama Wrote: Having imaginary friends doesn't say much about one's education. Sadly, it does. But not in a positive way.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'
Okay, after reading through some of the proofs against evolution I am actually becoming convinced.
First there is the overwhelming number of unqualified people who utterly deny that evolution couldn't have happened. There's no way such a diverse group could disagree with it without there being some merit to their arguments. It's not as if they have an agenda, right? Then there's their arguments. Carbon dating is inaccurate. Well, that's true, it is. And we don't have other reliable dating methods, right? And who can argue with complexity, or the human footprints found alongside dinosaur tracks. This points to me that humans did indeed live alongside dinosaurs around six thousand years ago. This proves that The Flintstones is a documentary series, based on real events. And finally, the ultimate source: the Bible. The inerrant word of God! How could such a well written, stable, unchanging document that covers historical events be wrong?? We atheists HAVE to stop DISMISSING things just because they're OUTSIDE our comfort zones!! WE NEED to START THINKING OUTSIDE the BOXES we've been RAISED WITH!!! WE HAVE TO ACCEPT THE TRUTH (Capital T)!!!!! I've also decided that I'm going to let Bob the Plumber do all my surgeries from now on! Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni: "You did WHAT? With WHO? WHERE???" 
and all aeroplanes will be built according to the specifications of Thomas Aquinas. Horay!
The fool hath said in his heart, There is a God. They are corrupt, they have done abominable works, there is none that doeth good.
Psalm 14, KJV revised edition
RE: The theory of evolution HOAX
August 15, 2017 at 6:24 pm
(This post was last modified: August 15, 2017 at 6:26 pm by The Grand Nudger.)
If we could just find us some gopherwood, we could build oil tankers the likes of which the world hasn't seen since the flood. Naval engineering is a pointless redundancy. It's all in magic book.
Matter of fact, the next time I see someone having a seizure - rather than call an ambulance, I'm going to start yelling at the demons. I've already given up on my controlled breeding program and bought a bunch of choice colored sticks. Neon blue tomatos here I come!
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(August 15, 2017 at 6:24 pm)Khemikal Wrote: Matter of fact, the next time I see someone having a seizure - rather than call an ambulance, I'm going to start yelling at the demons. My Sam was prone to seizures, usually brought on by stress. One guy we got lumbered with (who may or may not have been her real dad - long story) imagined he had healing powers. Once, he tried to magic her seizure away by pressing his hand on her head. Emphasis on "once".
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'
 (August 15, 2017 at 3:40 pm)pabsta Wrote:(August 15, 2017 at 3:30 pm)Simon Moon Wrote: Well then, the Catholic church would be wrong on the Adam and Eve claim. I read them! Wow! Hare Krishna!
God thinks it's fun to confuse primates. Larsen's God!
(August 15, 2017 at 6:47 pm)chimp3 Wrote:(August 15, 2017 at 3:40 pm)pabsta Wrote: READ the articles on creationresearch.org! If you really hold a true position, it should not make you fear to read articles from the opposition in the least. Yet I see people in this forum saying they refuse to read the articles. We all know why that is - because when the articles totally destroy the theory of evolution, *POOF*, you have no choice but to believe in God. It's the typical cowardly atheist response. Gesundheit!
The fool hath said in his heart, There is a God. They are corrupt, they have done abominable works, there is none that doeth good.
Psalm 14, KJV revised edition
(August 15, 2017 at 6:30 pm)Cyberman Wrote:(August 15, 2017 at 6:24 pm)Khemikal Wrote: Matter of fact, the next time I see someone having a seizure - rather than call an ambulance, I'm going to start yelling at the demons. This type of thing really pisses me off! If you think you can heal people by touching, prove it on pot plants first. Leave the practice of fucking medicine to those who are actually trained for it. Except Bob the Plumber, obviously. Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni: "You did WHAT? With WHO? WHERE???" (August 15, 2017 at 6:48 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: If you think you can heal people by touching, prove it on pot plants first. If you go by that measure, my touch can kill. Poor plants, I didn't mean it.
The fool hath said in his heart, There is a God. They are corrupt, they have done abominable works, there is none that doeth good.
Psalm 14, KJV revised edition
 (August 15, 2017 at 3:40 pm)pabsta Wrote:(August 15, 2017 at 3:30 pm)Simon Moon Wrote: Well then, the Catholic church would be wrong on the Adam and Eve claim. I've read creationist articles and claims constantly for decades. I am aware of everything they claim. And as I stated earlier, even if evolution was disproved tomorrow, how would that make creationism correct? You'd believe if you just opened your heart" is a terrible argument for religion. It's basically saying, "If you bias yourself enough, you can convince yourself that this is true." If religion were true, people wouldn't need faith to believe it -- it would be supported by good evidence. |
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