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So, what would an actual 'biblical' flood look like ??

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So, what would an actual 'biblical' flood look like ??
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RE: So, what would an actual 'biblical' flood look like ??
August 28, 2017 at 11:24 am
Indeed.
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RE: So, what would an actual 'biblical' flood look like ??
August 28, 2017 at 11:25 am
(August 28, 2017 at 8:55 am)mh.brewer Wrote:
(August 28, 2017 at 8:33 am)alpha male Wrote: But if you actually read the Bible you might dump the assumption that mountains were the same height then as now...

So, tell us. How much have mountain heights changed in 6 to 10 thousand years in the middle east.

He misread it in his stupid fucking bible.
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RE: So, what would an actual 'biblical' flood look like ??
August 28, 2017 at 11:27 am
Didn't Jesus make a mountain somewhere ??

Just believed it into existence as I recall. I suppose He also noted, that anyone else could do it too . . .
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RE: So, what would an actual 'biblical' flood look like ??
August 28, 2017 at 12:27 pm
(August 28, 2017 at 10:49 am)Harry Nevis Wrote:
(August 28, 2017 at 8:33 am)alpha male Wrote: But if you actually read the Bible you might dump the assumption that mountains were the same height then as now...

Why would we look to the bible for geology?

Because its pages are a stratigraphy of ignorance, while the books of the New Testament are shinning examples of erosional discomformity?
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RE: So, what would an actual 'biblical' flood look like ??
August 28, 2017 at 12:51 pm
and alluvial deposition . . .
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RE: So, what would an actual 'biblical' flood look like ??
August 28, 2017 at 12:52 pm (This post was last modified: August 28, 2017 at 12:53 pm by Edwardo Piet.)
I think a Biblical flood would look somewhat like my piss. The amount of pissing I do daily I swear I could cause a flood of Biblical proportions someday.
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August 28, 2017 at 12:55 pm
I thought is was your semen that was so copious ?
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RE: So, what would an actual 'biblical' flood look like ??
August 28, 2017 at 12:59 pm
It's my penis activity in general.
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RE: So, what would an actual 'biblical' flood look like ??
August 28, 2017 at 3:33 pm
(August 28, 2017 at 12:59 pm)Hammy Wrote: It's my penis activity in general.

That's more than a little creepy with your throbbing avatar...your big...throbbing...
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RE: So, what would an actual 'biblical' flood look like ??
August 28, 2017 at 4:18 pm
Yeah back to bible fantasy genocide!
Some people still believe this stuff actually happened.  It's terrifying, I know.  Here are two images from Jack Chick's "It's Coming!"  (yeah I couldn't leave out the title, now could I?) tract - co-written by Kent Hovind.

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