Amending my Good and Kindly ways

[The Valkyrie]

Chain spoons...

Sand paper

Cheese graters...

[The Valkyrie]

I recently did a self assessment I will call, "How close are you, as an atheist, to being the anti-Christ?"

My final score was merely 16 out of 50!

So, as a result, I have had to re-assess the ways I live my life, so that I can closer emulate our Dark Lord.

I'm open to suggestions on how I can change my life to be closer to, or even become, the anti-Christ.

All suggestions welcome.

Redouble your commitment to feminism, embrace socialism, exhibit more vigor in your anti-family agenda, leave your husband (?), kill your children (?), practice witchcraft, destroy capitalism and become a Lesbian.

Well, I could leave other peoples' husbands and eat their children...

[vorlon13]

If you're still falling short, join the Catholic church, and then:

*schism
*poop on a consecrated communion wafer
*violate the confidentiality of the confessional
*procure an abortion
*give absolution to someone you have fornicated with
*consecrate your Vorlon as a bishop (without authorization)

[Pat Mustard]

This is the second time I've thought of Conan the Barbarian today, "what is best in life".

Try starting there. 

I'll contemplate potential new hedonistic traits and get back to you.

"hot water, good dentishtry and shoft lavatory paper"

[JackRussell]

Vor, if you told me you had attended a Mormon "going straight' seminar and now loved teh womenz and Joe Smith, I would certainly believe ole Nick was having a run at something.....

[brewer]

Chain saws.

Chain spoons...

[I_am_not_mafia]

I recently did a self assessment I will call, "How close are you, as an atheist, to being the anti-Christ?"

My final score was merely 16 out of 50!

So, as a result, I have had to re-assess the ways I live my life, so that I can closer emulate our Dark Lord.

I'm open to suggestions on how I can change my life to be closer to, or even become, the anti-Christ.

All suggestions welcome.

In the early days of the internet there used to be something called a purity test. You'd print it out and get drunk with your friends while each answering the questions to find out who is least pure.

They make a great to-do list.

[The Valkyrie]

I recently did a self assessment I will call, "How close are you, as an atheist, to being the anti-Christ?"

My final score was merely 16 out of 50!

So, as a result, I have had to re-assess the ways I live my life, so that I can closer emulate our Dark Lord.

I'm open to suggestions on how I can change my life to be closer to, or even become, the anti-Christ.

All suggestions welcome.

In the early days of the internet there used to be something called a purity test. You'd print it out and get drunk with your friends while each answering the questions to find out who is least pure.

They make a great to-do list.

When I first started working I'd print out what we called "wank words" on a board like a bingo board for staff meetings.

They had words and phrases like, "team player", and other such overused terms.

You'd circle the words, just like bingo, and the one who got the most would get a prize at the end of the meeting.

I got a talking to from the boss for doing that, too...