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Damned Catholics
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RE: Damned Catholics
June 5, 2015 at 4:52 pm
You can always rely on the Catholic Church's moral compass. Just do the exact opposite and you know you're going the right way.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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RE: Damned Catholics
June 5, 2015 at 4:54 pm
(June 5, 2015 at 4:52 pm)Stimbo Wrote: You can always rely on the Catholic Church's moral compass. Just do the exact opposite and you know you're going the right way.

Fucking troll.  Big Grin
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RE: Damned Catholics
June 5, 2015 at 5:05 pm (This post was last modified: June 5, 2015 at 5:06 pm by Cyberman.)
I know, right? I'm such a hypocrite!
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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RE: Damned Catholics
June 9, 2015 at 5:05 pm
This miserable pile of shit defends pervert priests but climate change?  Oh, no.  The fucking pope doesn't know his ass from his elbow about that!

http://www.rawstory.com/2015/06/catholic...ally-evil/



Quote:Catholic League president: Pope wrong on climate change because God never said ‘air pollution is intrinsically evil’



Man, catholics are despicable.
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RE: Damned Catholics
June 9, 2015 at 5:22 pm
god never said punching the Pope in his stupid face was intrinsically evil either -_-
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RE: Damned Catholics
June 9, 2015 at 5:42 pm
it'll get you excommunicated though


(excommunication being a badge of honor in these quarters,  Tongue )
 The granting of a pardon is an imputation of guilt, and the acceptance a confession of it. 




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RE: Damned Catholics
June 9, 2015 at 5:43 pm
(June 9, 2015 at 5:22 pm)Neimenovic Wrote: god never said punching the Pope in his stupid face was intrinsically evil either -_-

And it has been done repeatedly. All through the Middle Ages. One of them reportedly died by being punched in the face with an iron glove. The French king wasn't overly fond of this one. That was shortly before they were moved to Avignon for some supervised ass licking excercises.
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RE: Damned Catholics
June 9, 2015 at 5:54 pm
Ummmmmm, medieval analingus . . .
 The granting of a pardon is an imputation of guilt, and the acceptance a confession of it. 




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RE: Damned Catholics
June 10, 2015 at 6:38 pm
Not remotely good enough.


http://hosted.ap.org/dynamic/stories/E/E...0-17-49-13


Quote:Pope creates tribunal for bishop negligence in abuse cases

Quote:The proposals call for a new mechanism by which the Vatican can receive and examine complaints of "abuse of office" by bishops, and bring them to trial in a Vatican tribunal.

Until the fuckers are jailed....and getting it up their own asses every night...there is no justice.


Tell us something we didn't know.


Quote:Canon law already does provide sanctions for bishops who are negligent in their duties, but the Vatican was never known to have meted out punishment for a bishop who covered up for an abuser.
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RE: Damned Catholics
June 11, 2015 at 5:00 am
Nuh uh, Frankie....criminals need to be brought to justice.....and YOUR justice don't cover that
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