Damned Catholics

[Minimalist]

Ah ha!

http://www.cnn.com/2015/12/07/world/pope...=rss_world

Pope to open the church's 'holy doors'

Is that the euphemism they use when they tell the altar boys to bend over?

[vorlon13]

I don't think too many Lutherans are going to go through those doors.

[vorlon13]

Anyone else notice this little disclaimer in the referenced item:



If a priest is in a sexual relationship, he cannot absolve the sin of the person with whom he is in a relationship.




Daffuq ?? Why the hell not ?? If a priest in a sexual relationship is STILL A PRIEST (cuz that what it says !!!) then why can't he absolve that sin ??

Jesus fucking Christ, getting boinked by a priest counts as a sacrament these days, don't it ??

[Edwardo Piet]

No sins can be absolved because they don't exist in the first place.

I have given up on agreeing with any theistic premises "for sake of argument." or to play "devil's advocate". Such credit is too much credit.

[vorlon13]

It also occurs to me, the person seeking to be absolved by the priest is the


VICTIM

[Whateverist]

Hey do we need a new thread now for Damned Catholic Ladies?



[j/k - Cathy]

[Minimalist]

Not until they let them be priests.

[Minimalist]

At least no kids involved in this little scandal.

Fucking shits still can't avoid cover-ups though.

http://www.rawstory.com/2015/12/ny-cardi...ng-master/

NY Cardinal Dolan accused of covering up for priest who spent $1 million on bodybuilding ‘master’

A 53-year-old New York City priest was sued for allegedly stealing $1 million in church funds to use on an illicit same-sex relationship — which was then covered up by Cardinal Timothy Dolan and church officials, the reported.

The lawsuit accused Rev. Peter Miqueli used the money on $1,000-an-hour sex sessions with a man identified as Keith Crist, an ex-bodybuilder and sex worker who insisted on being called “Master” during their encounters. Miqueli also allegedly used the money to pay $264,000 for a New Jersey home the two men shared, as well as vacations in Italy and Florida and rent for a $1,000-a-month Park Avenue apartment used by Crist.

Congratulations to all catholick morons who supported these fuckers!

[Fake Messiah]

2 California mosques vandalized, both with 'Jesus' spray-painted in graffiti

One mosque had "Jesus is the Way" spray-painted across the front. Another mosque was defaced and left with a fake grenade in the driveway.

http://edition.cnn.com/2015/12/14/us/haw...andalized/

Will Trump now propose tagging of Christians as well as forbidding entrance of immigrants that are Christians?

[Minimalist]

Xtians turning the other cheek.  "Jesus" would be so proud.