Damned Catholics

[Brian37]

I, for one, support same sex marriage.

Why the hell should a whole section of society be allowed to avoid messy divorces??

I cant remember which comedian who made a similar joke decades ago.

"I think gays should be allowed to get married that way they get to be as miserable as the rest of us."

[Minimalist]

Robin Williams.

[Fake Messiah]

I, for one, support same sex marriage.

Why the hell should a whole section of society be allowed to avoid messy divorces??

I cant remember which comedian who made a similar joke decades ago.

"I think gays should be allowed to get married that way they get to be as miserable as the rest of us."

And also some years ago there was a really good prank on Howard Stern Show in which a prankster called in while George Takei was a guest pretending he was Arnold Schwarzenegger and Takei immediately attacked him, thinking he's real Arnold, for blocking gay marriage in California. Then reluctantly Schwarzenegger agreed to allow gay marriage so that gays can also divorce, but only if Takei agreed to give him a massage, to which Takei excitedly agreed.
Too bad prankster didn't make it a condition that Takei must give William Shatner a massage considering that Takei can't bear the mention of old Shat.
That prank used to be on youtube posted by that prankster but it's now long gone.

BWAHAHA!  Poor Pope Fuckface.  Been a tough couple of weeks!

http://www.rawstory.com/2017/07/pope-inf...nt-report/

Pope ‘infuriated’ after cops raid drug-fueled ‘gay orgy’ at Vatican priest’s apartment: report

The Vatican is facing fresh embarrassment after police broke up what’s being described as a drug-fueled gay orgy at one of its priest’s apartments.
According to the New Zealand Herald, Italian newspaper Il Fatto Quotidiano is reporting that Vatican police raided an apartment in June at the former palace of the Congregation for the Doctrine of the Faith to break up an orgy taking place.
“The occupant of the apartment is alleged to be a priest who serves as a secretary to Cardinal Francesco Coccopalmerio, the head of the Pontifical Council for Legislative texts and a personal adviser to the Pope,” the New Zealand Herald explains.

The Inquisition is not what it used to be!

*DUH* How can't one not be gay and want to live in Vatican? I mean what is their grudge of having women around?

[Minimalist]

I'll bet jesus is proud of this fuckhead.

http://www.rawstory.com/2017/07/corvette...-incident/

Corvette-driving priest arrested for pulling gun in Florida road rage incident

A North Carolina priest traveling in Florida has been arrested after he was accused of pulling a gun on the driver and passenger of a truck during a road rage altercation last week.
According to the News & Observer, William Rian Adams, 35, was taken into custody and charged with two counts of aggravated assault dating back to July 6 incident in Martin County, Florida.
Adams was identified as the rector of Calvary Episcopal Church near Asheville, North Carolina.

Cuz jebus said "Fucked be the tailgaters for they shalt be blown away!"

[vorlon13]

Corvette's have fiberglas bodies, not iron, so shouldn't God's aura be more able to penetrate it ??

[Minimalist]

You know..... what kind of a military genius would you have to be to think an iron chariot would have any value in a battle?

Oh, right.... some bible fucktard who doesn't know his ass from his elbow.

[vorlon13]

better odds of being able to blow an iron chariot out ones ass than their elbow, I suppose . . . .

[The Valkyrie]

I'll bet jesus is proud of this fuckhead.

http://www.rawstory.com/2017/07/corvette...-incident/

Corvette-driving priest arrested for pulling gun in Florida road rage incident

A North Carolina priest traveling in Florida has been arrested after he was accused of pulling a gun on the driver and passenger of a truck during a road rage altercation last week.
According to the News & Observer, William Rian Adams, 35, was taken into custody and charged with two counts of aggravated assault dating back to July 6 incident in Martin County, Florida.
Adams was identified as the rector of Calvary Episcopal Church near Asheville, North Carolina.

Cuz jebus said "Fucked be the tailgaters for they shalt be blown away!"

"Turn the other cheek and I'll shoot that one, too, mother fucker!  Amen!"

[Minimalist]

better odds of being able to blow an iron chariot out ones ass than their elbow, I suppose . . . .

You'd think someone had armor-piercing spears or something?

[Minimalist]

Poor pope fuckface, he's going to be so upset.  Almost as upset as that lousy jesus freak Pence.

http://www.bbc.com/news/world-europe-40589561

Catholic Malta votes to legalise same-sex marriage

Despite opposition from the Catholic Church, only one of Malta's 67 parliamentarians voted against the amendment.

The motherfuckers really hate it when that happens!