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RE: Damned Catholics
February 26, 2018 at 1:36 pm
Quote:The church is particularly alarmed over the uneven skills of some of its current exorcists...
According to what parameters can one's skills as an exorcist be measured? Is there a standardized test involved?
Are there practical exams?
"Ok, Father D'Atri, we're leaving you with one epileptic kid and 8 pigs near a cliffside. You have one hour to complete the exam. You may only use the crucifix, vial of holy water, and number two pencil that we have provided. You will get 12 points for every pig that runs off the cliff. We'll be back in an hour to check on you. Good luck."
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RE: Damned Catholics
March 2, 2018 at 12:57 pm
Back to plain criminality from the holy fuckers.
https://www.rawstory.com/2018/03/indiana...ck-police/
Quote:Indiana priest kidnapped his own wife, beat her and then raped her in horrific attack: police
Quote:The report states that Reese, a former Anglican priest who was part of a group ordained into the Catholic Church in 2016, came upon his his wife in the car, ordered her out, then drove around Indianapolis with her as his captive while blasting heavy metal music at her.
Quote:According to Holy Rosary Catholic Church, Reese is currently taking a leave of absence, saying in a statement: “Father Reese notified me that he was experiencing some personal and family issues which would require a greater amount of his attention,” and admonishing parishioners to respect his privacy with the warning to “mind your own business.”
It IS their business, you fucking prick.
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RE: Damned Catholics
March 6, 2018 at 9:45 pm
Guess what?
https://www.rawstory.com/2018/03/new-mex...ng-racist/
Quote:New Mexico Republicans want Catholic Church official punished for calling them racist
They don't mind being racists but calling them that hurts their tiny, little dicks.
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RE: Damned Catholics
March 6, 2018 at 11:07 pm
(March 6, 2018 at 9:45 pm)Minimalist Wrote: Guess what?
https://www.rawstory.com/2018/03/new-mex...ng-racist/
Quote:New Mexico Republicans want Catholic Church official punished for calling them racist
They don't mind being racists but calling them that hurts their tiny, little dicks.
A rather stronger case might be made for calling them misopedists.
The granting of a pardon is an imputation of guilt, and the acceptance a confession of it.
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RE: Damned Catholics
March 7, 2018 at 6:23 pm
Tell us something we don't know.
https://www.rawstory.com/2018/03/catholi...president/
Quote:Catholic Church ‘an empire of misogyny’: Irish ex-president
D'uh!
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RE: Damned Catholics
March 10, 2018 at 12:15 pm
Looks like jesus said "Objection Overruled."
http://www.nydailynews.com/entertainment...-1.3866785
Quote: A nun who became involved in a lawsuit with pop star Katy Perry collapsed and died during a court appearance on Friday.
Sister Catherine Rose Holzman collapsed during a post-judgment hearing stemming from a lawsuit filed by Perry and the Archdiocese of L.A. against a prospective buyer for an 8-acre convent in the Los Feliz area of L.A. being sold by Holzman and another nun.
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RE: Damned Catholics
March 21, 2018 at 8:51 pm
What do you know, nuns are actually slaves for priests and bishops - who knew?
Quote:Vatican Magazine Urges Church to Stop Exploiting Nuns
The article in the monthly “Women, Church, World”, remarkable for an official Vatican publication, described the drudgery of nuns who do work such as cooking, cleaning and waiting on tables for cardinals, bishops and priests.
The article, based on the comments of several unnamed nuns, described how some work in the residences of “men of the Church, waking at dawn to prepare breakfast and going to sleep once dinner is served, the house is in order and the laundry cleaned and ironed”.
It said their remuneration was “random and often modest”.
In many cases, the nuns, who take vows of poverty, receive no pay because they are members of female religious orders and are sent to the residences of male Church officials as part of their assignments.
http://www.newtimes.co.rw/section/read/229102/
teachings of the Bible are so muddled and self-contradictory that it was possible for Christians to happily burn heretics alive for five long centuries. It was even possible for the most venerated patriarchs of the Church, like St. Augustine and St. Thomas Aquinas, to conclude that heretics should be tortured (Augustine) or killed outright (Aquinas). Martin Luther and John Calvin advocated the wholesale murder of heretics, apostates, Jews, and witches. - Sam Harris, "Letter To A Christian Nation"
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RE: Damned Catholics
March 21, 2018 at 8:55 pm
It might be an abomination to actually pay them.
The granting of a pardon is an imputation of guilt, and the acceptance a confession of it.
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RE: Damned Catholics
March 21, 2018 at 8:59 pm
Quote:nd are sent to the residences of male Church officials as part of their assignments.
It could be worse. Luckily for them most male church officials seem to prefer little boys.
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RE: Damned Catholics
March 25, 2018 at 11:40 pm
Catholic League attacks Jimm Carrey for saying the truth:
Quote:Below his unflattering portrait of the White House press secretary, Carrey writes, “This is the portrait of a so-called Christian whose only purpose in life is to lie for the wicked. Monstrous!”
Trump haters are loving it. Critics are mostly focusing on his cruel depiction of Sanders. Not enough are calling attention to his bigoted remark. Her father, Gov. Mike Huckabee, got it.
and then they distort his words:
Quote:“Pathetic BULLY, sexist, hater, bigot & ‘Christophobe’ @jimcarrey attacks @PressSec for her faith; what would be hypocritical Hollywood reaction if he called someone a ‘so-called Muslim’ or ‘so-called Jew?’ #classlessCarrey”
Wohoho! Go Jim go, tell these assholes the truth:
Quote:Carrey has a history of bigotry. Previous tweets include comments indicting all Catholic priests as child molesters.
https://www.catholicleague.org/jim-carre...h-sanders/
teachings of the Bible are so muddled and self-contradictory that it was possible for Christians to happily burn heretics alive for five long centuries. It was even possible for the most venerated patriarchs of the Church, like St. Augustine and St. Thomas Aquinas, to conclude that heretics should be tortured (Augustine) or killed outright (Aquinas). Martin Luther and John Calvin advocated the wholesale murder of heretics, apostates, Jews, and witches. - Sam Harris, "Letter To A Christian Nation"
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