Damned Catholics

[DeistPaladin]

Eat your heart out Min, I saw this one first!

Sources: Cross-dressing meth priest liked sex in rectory

The Catholic priest busted for allegedly dealing crystal meth was suspended after church officials discovered he was a cross-dresser who was having sex in the rectory at Bridgeport's St. Augustine Cathedral.

Best!
Headline!
Ever!

http://www.ctpost.com/local/article/Sour...203841.php

[Minimalist]

There are no flags for "piling on" here, D-P. The more the merrier.

He liked it in the "rectory," huh? I never heard it called that before.

[RonaldReagansGhost666]

(been waiting for this one!)


http://apnews.excite.com/article/2010102...E6V00.html

SAN DIEGO (AP) - Attorneys for nearly 150 people who claim sexual abuse by Roman Catholic priests made nearly 10,000 pages of previously sealed internal church documents public Sunday, revealing at least one previously unknown decades-old case in which a priest under police investigation was allowed to leave the U.S. after the Diocese of San Diego intervened.

After a three-year legal battle over the Diocese of San Diego's internal records, a retired San Diego Superior Court judge ruled late Friday that they could be made public. The records are from the personnel files of 48 priests who were either credibly accused or convicted of sexual abuse or were named in a civil lawsuit.

Hmmph!
Everyone knows that those priests do that because the penis is a spiritual antenna that helps children communicate with God!
You atheists.

[Minimalist]

I'll bet fucking jesus told them what to do!

http://apnews.excite.com/article/2013012...SBO00.html

LOS ANGELES (AP) - Retired Cardinal Roger Mahony and other top Roman Catholic Archdiocese of Los Angeles officials maneuvered behind the scenes to shield molester priests, provide damage control for the church and keep parishioners in the dark, according to church personnel files.

The confidential records filed in a lawsuit against the archdiocese disclose how the church handled abuse allegations for decades and also reveal dissent from a top Mahony aide who criticized his superiors for covering up allegations of abuse rather than protecting children.

Despicable bastards.

[Minimalist]

Finally a book by a catholic that might be worth reading.

http://www.thesun.ie/irishsol/homepage/n...ction.html

A TOP priest has been forced to quit a Bible-teaching job after writing a book claiming Jesus did not exist.

Fr Tom Brodie makes the claim in Beyond the Quest for the Historical Jesus.

Of course they instantly silenced him. Their fucking god needs all the help he can get, I guess.

[Something completely different]

Radical catholic organisations have covertly controled the treatment in hospitals throughout the city of cologne in Germany for years.
Thereby for example prohibiting that rape victims received necessary treatment.

http://www.spiegel.de/panorama/katholisc...79086.html

[Minimalist]

I'd probably be furious if I could read that, TGAC.

[Something completely different]

I guess you will have to trust my translation.

[Nine]

I guess you will have to trust my translation.

Google Translate

http://translate.google.com/translate?sl...ml&act=url

[Something completely different]

In my expirience, google translate is the perfect tool to take a legitemate serious text on a serious issue.


And make a moty python style scetch out of it.