Damned Catholics

[Minimalist]

Hence, the designation of "fuckwit."

Ryan is simply a wholly-owned subsidiary of the Upper 1%.

[DeistPaladin]

I'm amazed that he thinks that a system rife with corporate welfare is a "true free enterprise system."

Funding food stamps, a move which has proven to be the best-bang-for-the-buck as far as government spending to stimulate economic activity, is just "giving money away to takers."

However, direct or indirect subsidies of large corporations and tax cuts for the wealthy, is a "path to prosperity by assisting the makers and the job creators". Never mind that tax cuts for the wealthy and defense spending increases, two of the major points of Ryan's budget, are proven to be the most inefficient methods of government spending to stimulate economic activity.

The Ryan Budget assumes that tax cuts for the wealthy will succeed where W Bush and Reagan failed and the prosperity faeries will sprinkle their supply side fairy dust on the country and thus we'll have a balanced budget from all the increased tax revenue from the booming economy that results.

...and he's what passes for the numbers wonk in the Republican Party. He'd get an "F" where I got my business degree.

[Minimalist]

Ryan doesn't give a flying fuck if it works or not. He works for the upper 1% and all he cares about is satisfying his leash holders.

[Minimalist]

Pope Same-Old-Shit the First.

http://www.nytimes.com/2014/05/24/world/...=5043&_r=0

GENEVA — The Vatican on Friday faced criticism from a United Nations panel for the second time this year over failures to report priests accused of sexually abusing children to civil authorities or to ensure redress for victims.

The panel, which is monitoring the Holy See’s compliance with an international treaty prohibiting torture, called on the Vatican to “take effective measures” to monitor the behavior of individuals under its control and prevent abuse.

[Minimalist]

http://www.rawstory.com/rs/2014/05/24/ch...s-station/

Chicago-area porn-hating Catholic priest arrested for exposing himself at a gas station

This boy needs a little porn!

[Cyberman]

He was just pretending to be a pump. Totally innocent explanation.

[Minimalist]

Pope Shithead doesn't get it....just like all of the rest of the hypocritical cunts.

http://www.bbc.com/news/world-europe-27583474

Pope Francis has announced he will meet a group of sex abuse victims next month after comparing the "ugly crime" to performing "a satanic Mass".

No, your Assholiness, there is no comparison between an actual victim of one of your pervert priests and a harmless parody of your bullshit.

[Minimalist]

And from St. Louis....another pervert bishop without a clue.

http://www.rawstory.com/rs/2014/06/10/st...ignite.com

The accuser’s attorneys asked Carlson whether he knew in 1984, when he was an auxiliary bishop in the Archdiocese of St. Paul and Minneapolis, that it was illegal for priests to have sex with children.

“I’m not sure if I did or didn’t,” Carlson said.

Seriously, asshole?

[Minimalist]

Ah ha. Facing the problem.

http://abcnews.go.com/Health/wireStory/v...x-24312287

The Vatican conceded Thursday that most Catholics reject its teachings on sex and contraception as intrusive and irrelevant

It laments that the media and its own priests have failed to communicate the "positive" aspects of the Vatican's key document banning artificial contraception, the 1968 encyclical Humanae Vitae.

Perhaps that's because they were too busy ass-fucking little boys, your assholinesses.

[Cato]

The Vatican has never been quick on the uptake, publicly anyway.

Can't wait for them to quit pretending Jesus gets consumed at mass. Most Catholics don't believe in transubstantiation. Doesn't say much for an organization when one of its significant differentiating characteristics is simply a charade.