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Damned Catholics
RE: Damned Catholics
Does the church baptize the babies of cripples ??

Lepers ??

Remarried divorced people denied communion ??

Hell, the church insists on rebaptizing Mormons if they convert, and we know how FUBAR Mormonism is.
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RE: Damned Catholics
The last refuge of a scumbag. A consitutional amendment.


Fuck off you miserable child-molesting scumbag.


http://www.rawstory.com/rs/2014/10/catho...-marriage/

Quote:Catholic League leader calls for constitutional amendment banning gay marriage


That guy looks like someone is sticking it up his ass while the picture was being taken.
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RE: Damned Catholics
They are losing their grip.

http://www.rawstory.com/rs/2014/10/catho...ance-drop/


Quote:Catholic Church to close or merge a dozen schools in Chicago amid attendance drop

Quote:he Catholic Church will close or merge a dozen of its 240 Chicago-area schools due to falling attendance in some areas of the country’s largest parochial school system, the Archdiocese of Chicago said on Wednesday.

“We will not be able to maintain all schools in their current form,” outgoing Cardinal Francis George said in a letter posted on the website of the archdiocese, which has a deficit of millions of dollars.

Six schools would close in June 2015 while another six would merge into three, affecting 1,280 elementary school students, it said.

The archdiocese ran nearly 500 schools in the 1970s.

Lost just over half in 40 years. Excellent. Keep contracting, perverts.
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RE: Damned Catholics
Pope Frank pissing off the shitheads among american church leaders.

http://www.usatoday.com/story/news/natio.../18263293/

Quote:A senior American cardinal in the Vatican says that under this pope, the Roman Catholic Church is "a ship without a rudder'' and the faithful "are feeling a bit seasick.''

Philadelphia Archbishop Charles Chaput complains that a recent Vatican conference called by Pope Francis produced "confusion,'' adding, "Confusion is of the devil.''

A group of conservative lay Catholics say they felt "betrayed" by a preliminary report from the conference that proposed a more welcoming attitude toward gay men and lesbians.

Apparently they long for the good old days of Herr Von Popenfuhrer!

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RE: Damned Catholics
The RCC is going down the shitter fast.

http://www.nydailynews.com/new-york/arch...-1.1996146

Quote:Catholic Archdiocese of New York identifies 31 churches it will close, 24 will merge but remain open
The religious organization announced the individual mergers Sunday. 31 churches in the region will be closed for regular services and events. The move is necessary because the archdiocese cannot fill all of the seats in its 368 parishes.


So, now the question 'cardinal' is will even more people stay home rather than travel to a distant church? I suppose it depends on how badly they want their children molested!

Big Grin
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RE: Damned Catholics
You just knew these fuckheads couldn't keep their mouths shut about this for long.

http://www.rawstory.com/rs/2014/11/vatic...absurdity/

Quote:A Vatican bioethics official on Tuesday condemned the death by assisted suicide of American Brittany Maynard, a terminally ill 29-year-old who ended her life over the weekend, as an undignified “absurdity”.


What does that make ass-raping the altar boys, Numb-nuts? A dignified absurdity?
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RE: Damned Catholics
(November 4, 2014 at 4:02 pm)Minimalist Wrote: You just knew these fuckheads couldn't keep their mouths shut about this for long.

http://www.rawstory.com/rs/2014/11/vatic...absurdity/

Quote:A Vatican bioethics official on Tuesday condemned the death by assisted suicide of American Brittany Maynard, a terminally ill 29-year-old who ended her life over the weekend, as an undignified “absurdity”.


What does that make ass-raping the altar boys, Numb-nuts? A dignified absurdity?

Because having your brain die slowly on you, suffering through all the pain and the loss of functionality is so much more dignified.

Ignorant bastards.

Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:

"You did WHAT?  With WHO?  WHERE???"
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RE: Damned Catholics
(November 4, 2014 at 4:29 pm)Beccs Wrote: Because having your brain die slowly on you, suffering through all the pain and the loss of functionality is so much more dignified.

Ignorant bastards.

And they probably believe too that she is burning in hell right now for doing what she did, because such a God wouldn't sympathize with the situation but would rather prefer that she prolongs hers and her family's suffering to the bitter end.
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RE: Damned Catholics
(November 4, 2014 at 4:38 pm)Dolorian Wrote:
(November 4, 2014 at 4:29 pm)Beccs Wrote: Because having your brain die slowly on you, suffering through all the pain and the loss of functionality is so much more dignified.

Ignorant bastards.

And they probably believe too that she is burning in hell right now for doing what she did, because such a God wouldn't sympathize with the situation but would rather prefer that she prolongs hers and her family's suffering to the bitter end.

Just look at the doctrine of "Mother" Theresa: Suffering is good and gets you closer to god.

That's the complete opposite to what I have had drummed into me professionally.

Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:

"You did WHAT?  With WHO?  WHERE???"
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"God" could have cured her and made a big show of it. Instead...no where to be seen.

Scumbag.
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