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What Would You Do If God Was Real? Scatolian Version

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What Would You Do If God Was Real? Scatolian Version
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RE: What Would You Do If God Was Real? Scatolian Version
October 6, 2017 at 8:32 am
I'd ask the fucker why he allowed the Holocaust, genocide of Native Americans, slavery, and the 93 firearm fatalities on average per day. If all he said back was, " i can do what I want", I'd tell him to fuck off.
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October 6, 2017 at 8:57 am
I'd ask if god ever suffered from asterrhoids.
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RE: What Would You Do If God Was Real? Scatolian Version
October 6, 2017 at 9:05 am
I'd probably have a long sit-down conversation with god to establish the discrepancy between his existence yet the lack of evidence available throughout one's life.

It would have to be an incredibly valid answer in order for me to not continue viewing him as a complete ass.
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RE: What Would You Do If God Was Real? Scatolian Version
October 6, 2017 at 9:14 am
(October 6, 2017 at 8:32 am)Brian37 Wrote: I'd ask the fucker why he allowed the Holocaust, genocide of Native Americans, slavery, and the 93 firearm fatalities on average per day. If all he said back was, " i can do what I want", I'd tell him to fuck off.

You poor clueless bastard.
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RE: What Would You Do If God Was Real? Scatolian Version
October 6, 2017 at 5:39 pm
Id say His sense of humor is spot on Smile
"Of course, everyone will claim they respect someone who tries to speak the truth, but in reality, this is a rare quality. Most respect those who speak truths they agree with, and their respect for the speaking only extends as far as their realm of personal agreement. It is less common, almost to the point of becoming a saintly virtue, that someone truly respects and loves the truth seeker, even when their conclusions differ wildly." 

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RE: What Would You Do If God Was Real? Scatolian Version
October 6, 2017 at 6:28 pm
Bible chapters by a god with poop humor:

Doodooronomy

Numbers 1 and 2
God thinks it's fun to confuse primates. Larsen's God!






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RE: What Would You Do If God Was Real? Scatolian Version
October 6, 2017 at 6:46 pm
I'd go through the bible and the qu'ran with him to see which bits are actually his...

He'll say none of it. Except the bit with the iron chariots... He's allergic to the element FE for some reason.Dunno
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October 6, 2017 at 10:29 pm (This post was last modified: October 6, 2017 at 10:30 pm by Edwardo Piet.)
(October 5, 2017 at 10:34 pm)chimp3 Wrote: What would you do if you found out God was real? When you you met him he made funny jokes about poop?

What would you do if you found out God was real and he was made out of poop?

Is He the Poop Lord ™ ?
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October 6, 2017 at 10:46 pm
I think it's time the mods created a parent category for all threads starting with:

What would you do if you found out God .........
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October 6, 2017 at 10:47 pm (This post was last modified: October 6, 2017 at 10:48 pm by Edwardo Piet.)
Nah .
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