What Would You Do If Missionary Position Failed?

[Edwardo Piet]

Fuck that's hot. I want her babies. Women who turn themselves on turn me on.

There's a Pacific islands myth of a woman who stood on reefs and lured men to their deaths. One guy managed to get around behind her and found that she was hollow, a shell of a woman. Missy was like that. The Soul Sucker would go past her like she wasn't there.

I don't get it. What do you mean hollow and a shell of a woman? What is a soul sucker? What soul? Wha?

Okay your last message wasn't as hot. More confusing.

The reef stuff was interesting though. And worth it with the right woman

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Um what?

Oh. Vorlie was saying that it just occured to him that the reason his past boyfriend liked frottage may have been because it's in a similar position to missionary with a woman and his past boyfirend had previously been with a woman. And he said "ick" because he doesn't like thinking about man on woman sex because he's only into dudes.

Did my Vorlie translation work?

[paulpablo]

I wouldn't give a shit. It's my least favorite position.

I prefer doggystyle, wheelbarrow, cowgirl and 69 all to missionary.

I met a gal in Miami who prefered reverse cowgirl. Took me a while to figure out that she was watching herself in the mirror. 

It’s one of my favourite tricks to place a large mirror at a good angle before the action starts. Probably better not go into detail cos it’s not area 69.

[Joods]

Good grief...

This entire thread should move to A69.

So much potential here to talk about different stuff....

IJS.

[Gawdzilla Sama]

There's a Pacific islands myth of a woman who stood on reefs and lured men to their deaths. One guy managed to get around behind her and found that she was hollow, a shell of a woman. Missy was like that. The Soul Sucker would go past her like she wasn't there.

I don't get it. What do you mean hollow and a shell of a woman? What is a soul sucker? What soul? Wha?

Okay your last message wasn't as hot. More confusing.

The reef stuff was interesting though. And worth it with the right woman

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The woman was an illusion, an evil spirit was drawing men to their deaths. And a soul sucker is a creature who sucks the soul out of people. Leaves them an empty shell, "nobody home". 

I think you wouldn't have lasted long in the mythical South Pacific.

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I met a gal in Miami who prefered reverse cowgirl. Took me a while to figure out that she was watching herself in the mirror. 

It’s one of my favourite tricks to place a large mirror at a good angle before the action starts. Probably better not go into detail cos it’s not area 69.

I set up a mirror for a lady who wanted to do some safe exhibitionism. She appeared to be facing a window and doing "fun things". The mirror actually reflected her from a position not in front of the window. Made her feel safe and naughty at the same time. The two frat boys across the street had been trying to peep in our windows for weeks. So, for the blow-off I pretended to cut her throat. Stage blood. They called the cops, and then had to explain that they were watching a naked woman pleasure herself in our apartment. The cops cited them both for violations of privacy.

[vorlon13]

Hammy got it right.

I don't think he was thinking about Deedee while he was going at it, but being in a familiar position doing something familiar would fit in with his personality.

As for men with a 'past' that I've dated, just the ones I know about:

D, married with an infant son, both died in car wreck ~ a year before we started dating

S, I don't think he had been conjugal with a woman before me, afterwards he was married (and divorced, no surprise there) twice and fathered a daughter who would be in her 30s now

R, married/divorced, no custody I'm aware of with daughter who would mid 40s today

J, noted above, married/divorced, every other weekend had daughter (no dating for me then) daughter would be early/mid 40s now

A, dear friend no dating, had 3 kids by wife, he died mid 90s, kids would be early 50s to maybe mid 60s now

D, briefly engaged after high school, he died in '87. She should be greatly relieved they never married

quite a few more at lesser levels of intensity of acquaintance

And Lordy! Gay 12 Steppers, I bet 1/4 to a 1/3 of attendees have been (or are) married to women, and/or fathered children. Astonishing how often we get a topic or discussion input that reflects married/kids background.

In the hospice group I volunteered for, I helped a divorced woman with a son (12 at the time, now late 30s) and one I helped briefly was married/divorced with 'several' kids. They were all at funeral service, I didn't interact with them, there was nothing I could have told them they would have been remotely interested in hearing.

I also met a gay father with a gay son (son subsequently passed away from AIDS), no idea what wife/mom thought of situations and I probably don't want to know . . . .



So I know quite a few well versed in the missionary position

[Catholic_Lady]

There's a Pacific islands myth of a woman who stood on reefs and lured men to their deaths. One guy managed to get around behind her and found that she was hollow, a shell of a woman. Missy was like that. The Soul Sucker would go past her like she wasn't there.

I don't get it. What do you mean hollow and a shell of a woman? What is a soul sucker? What soul? Wha?

Okay your last message wasn't as hot. More confusing.

The reef stuff was interesting though. And worth it with the right woman

---

Um what?

Oh. Vorlie was saying that it just occured to him that the reason his past boyfriend liked frottage may have been because it's in a similar position to missionary with a woman and his past boyfirend had previously been with a woman. And he said "ick" because he doesn't like thinking about man on woman sex because he's only into dudes.

Did my Vorlie translation work?

Haha, my "what" was directed at the OP not Vor.

[paulpablo]

I don't get it. What do you mean hollow and a shell of a woman? What is a soul sucker? What soul? Wha?

Okay your last message wasn't as hot. More confusing.

The reef stuff was interesting though. And worth it with the right woman

---

The woman was an illusion, an evil spirit was drawing men to their deaths. And a soul sucker is a creature who sucks the soul out of people. Leaves them an empty shell, "nobody home". 

I think you wouldn't have lasted long in the mythical South Pacific.

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It’s one of my favourite tricks to place a large mirror at a good angle before the action starts. Probably better not go into detail cos it’s not area 69.

I set up a mirror for a lady who wanted to do some safe exhibitionism. She appeared to be facing a window and doing "fun things". The mirror actually reflected her from a position not in front of the window. Made her feel safe and naughty at the same time. The two frat boys across the street had been trying to peep in our windows for weeks. So, for the blow-off I pretended to cut her throat. Stage blood. They called the cops, and then had to explain that they were watching a naked woman pleasure herself in our apartment. The cops cited them both for violations of privacy.

This is among the top posts I’ve ever kudosed on this forum, I hope this story is true.

[Gawdzilla Sama]

The woman was an illusion, an evil spirit was drawing men to their deaths. And a soul sucker is a creature who sucks the soul out of people. Leaves them an empty shell, "nobody home". 

I think you wouldn't have lasted long in the mythical South Pacific.

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I set up a mirror for a lady who wanted to do some safe exhibitionism. She appeared to be facing a window and doing "fun things". The mirror actually reflected her from a position not in front of the window. Made her feel safe and naughty at the same time. The two frat boys across the street had been trying to peep in our windows for weeks. So, for the blow-off I pretended to cut her throat. Stage blood. They called the cops, and then had to explain that they were watching a naked woman pleasure herself in our apartment. The cops cited them both for violations of privacy.

This is among the top posts I’ve ever kudosed on this forum, I hope this story is true.

Oh, it's true. She was quite the actress.

[Fireball]

There is a time and a place for women like that.

Yeah, and a reminder that looks aren't the most important thing. But, heck, I was bored.

You mean SHE was getting "bored"?

[Gawdzilla Sama]

Yeah, and a reminder that looks aren't the most important thing. But, heck, I was bored.

You mean SHE was getting "bored"?

Well, she liked my joy-stick, what can I say.