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Satan, anti-christ, false prophet
#31
RE: Satan, anti-christ, false prophet
Now that's magic!
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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#32
RE: Satan, anti-christ, false prophet
(November 4, 2017 at 9:22 am)Succubus Wrote:
(November 4, 2017 at 6:34 am)Cod Wrote: Do you reckon Debbie McGee was with him for the money, I mean she couldn't have been keen on that hairdo.

I wonder what first attracted Debbie McGee to the millionaire Paul Daniels?

It could have been his magic wand :p
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#33
RE: Satan, anti-christ, false prophet
As the saying goes, it's not the length of the wand it's the art of the magician.
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#34
RE: Satan, anti-christ, false prophet
(November 4, 2017 at 12:08 pm)Minimalist Wrote: As the saying goes, it's not the length of the wand it's the art of the magician.

I thought it was, a wand is no substitute for a rabbit. I could be confused though.
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#35
RE: Satan, anti-christ, false prophet
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The hero we need Devil
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#36
RE: Satan, anti-christ, false prophet
(October 29, 2017 at 8:57 pm)vorlon13 Wrote: The unholy Trinity.  Corresponding to the 'other' Trinity, Father, son and Holy Ghost.

We all know about Satan, as for the anti-Christ, we've had no shortage of contenders, from Ronald Wilson Reagan (count the letters, tee hee) to Fred Phelps and Joseph Stalin. Might even give a (dis)honorable mention to Pat Robertson.

As for a false prophet, shit, no shortage of those, Christianity is replete and chock a block full of them.  From Joe Smith to Joseph Franklin Rutherford one can scarcely look at a Christian schism or denomination without finding prophets (or prophetesses) who get things wrong wrong wrong.

So, the situation is murky.  We'd be looking not for just a false prophet, but THE false prophet.  

Any particular turd seem to rise to the top of the septic tank to anyone ??

glob..

Your trying so I take back my glob..

Anti-Christ. in the Greek means "not" -Christ, Not-the savior. He is said to be a very well like/love world leader who will bring about 3.5 years of world prosperity unlike the who world has ever seen, and 3.5 years of ruin, and then he will be shot/wounded fatally in the head, yet recover. Many thought this was kennedy or hitler but they never recovered. As side from that the bible tells us He will come doing the things most of you think Christ would do. and convince a great number that He is indeed the second comming of Jesus. But again he is "not Christ" He will be more of a political/world leader.

The false prophet is said to be the catylist to unite all 'religions' under one name or title to supposedly worship the one God. So look for an established religious world leader or someone who holds a position like that. If you read of the power an influence this person has it would seem to coincide with the position of some future pope in my opinion. Because when Christ/God judges the false prophet he is condemned on leading the church away from God, and sells her off like a prostitute to these other abdominal religions. The one person that currently hold the title of the leader of the majority of Christianity is the pope.

Look for a pope who trys and diminishes the lines between religion and seeks to meld all of the worlds religions under one name, and look for a world leader who bring peace and money as a means to gain fame and power..
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#37
RE: Satan, anti-christ, false prophet
(November 3, 2017 at 8:18 pm)Godscreated Wrote:
(November 3, 2017 at 5:22 pm)Crossless2.0 Wrote: To date, how many devout Christians do you suppose got this laughably wrong?

Too many, they were more interested in being the first to be right than doing God's will.

GC

Once again, speaking of what you don't know.  Unless god allows you to read minds.

(November 4, 2017 at 12:00 am)Khemikal Wrote: I was reading that thinking,  "The antichrist is a surgeon with a Gulfstream?".  What a let down.

Or a sturgeon in the gulf stream?
"The last superstition of the human mind is the superstition that religion in itself is a good thing."  - Samuel Porter Putnam
 
           

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#38
RE: Satan, anti-christ, false prophet
(October 29, 2017 at 8:57 pm)vorlon13 Wrote: The unholy Trinity.  Corresponding to the 'other' Trinity, Father, son and Holy Ghost.

We all know about Satan, as for the anti-Christ, we've had no shortage of contenders, from Ronald Wilson Reagan (count the letters, tee hee) to Fred Phelps and Joseph Stalin. Might even give a (dis)honorable mention to Pat Robertson.

As for a false prophet, shit, no shortage of those, Christianity is replete and chock a block full of them.  From Joe Smith to Joseph Franklin Rutherford one can scarcely look at a Christian schism or denomination without finding prophets (or prophetesses) who get things wrong wrong wrong.

So, the situation is murky.  We'd be looking not for just a false prophet, but THE false prophet.  

Any particular turd seem to rise to the top of the septic tank to anyone ??
Satan is a dickless wonder angel! The antichrist is someone's imagination. John is the only one of the biblical authors who talks about the antichristos as anyone whom denies that the Messiah has come in the flesh. John also wrote Revelation and that word does not appear in that book. Where did that idea come from?

A false profit is someone who stands in front and tells us something that is false. The word transliterated as "profit" is prophEtEs which means: pro--in-front, phEtEs-to-tell--in-front-to-tell. It does not refer to time, as in future telling, but place.

As far as the "Holy Trinity", don't get me started with the Easter Bunny, Santa Clause and the Ghost.

Where do they come up with such complete nonsense like "The Holy Trinity" and "The Antichrist"? Not the bible, as I have read it and it says no such things. Possibly it was someone filled with the Ghost Smile I myself, am filled with the Spirit of Gin and loving it!
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#39
RE: Satan, anti-christ, false prophet
(November 9, 2017 at 9:41 pm)Haipule Wrote: ...A false profit is someone who stands in front and tells us something that is false. The word transliterated as "profit" is prophEtEs which means: pro--in-front, phEtEs-to-tell--in-front-to-tell. It does not refer to time, as in future telling, but place.

I myself, am filled with the Spirit of Gin and loving it!

That happened to one of my keyboards once. O too blamed the gGin.
It's amazing 'science' always seems to 'find' whatever it is funded for, and never the oppsite. Drich.
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#40
RE: Satan, anti-christ, false prophet
The Antichrist is still a staple of horror fiction. Kudos to John of Patmos for giving us centuries of thrillers and scary movies. I think we can get some more mileage out of Satan. Good Old Scratch! Keep up the spooky stuff!
God thinks it's fun to confuse primates. Larsen's God!






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