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Where Will All Those Virgins Come From?

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Where Will All Those Virgins Come From?
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RE: Where Will All Those Virgins Come From?
November 13, 2017 at 1:05 am
From the ranks of incels, if course.
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RE: Where Will All Those Virgins Come From?
November 13, 2017 at 2:08 pm
(November 12, 2017 at 8:56 pm)chimp3 Wrote: Give me two 40 year old divorced women with gym memberships for eternity and I will blow myself up right now! What the fuck do I want with virgins? I am not Muhammed or Roy Moore!

Tell it like it is, baby. Tell it like it is. No teenyboppers for this dude.
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RE: Where Will All Those Virgins Come From?
November 13, 2017 at 4:01 pm
To hell with the virgins!

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RE: Where Will All Those Virgins Come From?
November 13, 2017 at 6:44 pm
(November 12, 2017 at 7:51 pm)Cyberman Wrote: There's a similar word to 'hoor' in English, but it means pretty much the diametric opposite of virgin.

And of course a cute hoor is something different again:


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RE: Where Will All Those Virgins Come From?
November 15, 2017 at 1:06 am (This post was last modified: November 15, 2017 at 1:08 am by WinterHold.)
(November 12, 2017 at 7:51 pm)Cyberman Wrote: There's a similar word to 'hoor' in English, but it means pretty much the diametric opposite of virgin.

The "h" is actually pronounced natively as :






The above video is very creepy, but this is how it's pronounced. Saying "whore" with the letter "ح" is quite hilarious.
The word "Hat/Put" has the same letter:



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RE: Where Will All Those Virgins Come From?
November 15, 2017 at 9:29 am
What you'll hear from the cute virgins
http://rhondadenisejohnson.com/donttouch.mp3
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RE: Where Will All Those Virgins Come From?
November 15, 2017 at 1:09 pm
I hear that all the time, virgin or otherwise.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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RE: Where Will All Those Virgins Come From?
November 15, 2017 at 3:17 pm (This post was last modified: November 15, 2017 at 3:23 pm by WinterHold.)
(November 15, 2017 at 9:29 am)Rhondazvous Wrote: What you'll hear from the cute virgins
http://rhondadenisejohnson.com/donttouch.mp3

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