Ask a ghost

[erealmz]

Ok, so in all seriousness. Im really sorry for whatever you went through that makes you feel this way. Just a couple months ago, I used that same word to describe how I feel too. I think about what my life was like 2 years ago and it feels like it wasn't even real because things are so different now. Not in a good way.

So my question is this: what did you go through that makes you feel this way?

Just the fact that I go through life unnoticed by anyone. It sucks.

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Have you ever picked your nose?

Follow up question: what does an average ghost bugger weigh?  

Thank you.

There is no gravity here. The force that glues us to any surface comes from our own will. That's why many ghosts are stuck on Earth. They can't escape their own will.

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Do ghosts have noses?

Ghosts have no physical features other than a form created by emotion that manifests itself in a physical or mental plane.

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What is the ghost population in your city?

What kinds of ghosts are you attracted to?

I don't think we can see each other. I've never seen a ghost so i wouldn't know.

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What does it feel like to be dead but still alive? Sometimes I wonder if I ever really had a physical existence prior to this or if just since collection of false memories tacked on for the journey. But yeah, I'm a ghost. Ask me anything.

Ar u a zombie headcrab goast?

Yes. Yes I am.

[chimp3]

Ok, so in all seriousness. Im really sorry for whatever you went through that makes you feel this way. Just a couple months ago, I used that same word to describe how I feel too. I think about what my life was like 2 years ago and it feels like it wasn't even real because things are so different now. Not in a good way.

So my question is this: what did you go through that makes you feel this way?

Just the fact that I go through life unnoticed by anyone. It sucks.

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Follow up question: what does an average ghost bugger weigh?  

Thank you.

There is no gravity here. The force that glues us to any surface comes from our own will. That's why many ghosts are stuck on Earth. They can't escape their own will.

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Do ghosts have noses?

Ghosts have no physical features other than a form created by emotion that manifests itself in a physical or mental plane.

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What is the ghost population in your city?

What kinds of ghosts are you attracted to?

I don't think we can see each other. I've never seen a ghost so i wouldn't know.

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Ar u a zombie headcrab goast?

Yes. Yes I am.

Do you get hungry?

[brewer]

If I dip a rag into you and then put it up to my face, do I get high?

[Cyberman]

Have you ever picked your nose?

As a wise man once said, everybody picks their nose. It's what you do next that defines you as a person.

[Catholic_Lady]

How do you figure people don't notice you? What do you mean by that?

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Have you ever picked your nose?

As a wise man once said, everybody picks their nose. It's what you do next that defines you as a person.

When I was little I used to occasionally see someone in class pick their nose and eat it. So weird. I never understood why on earth anyone would want to do that.

[erealmz]

How do you figure people don't notice you? What do you mean by that?

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Oh it's simple really. You see, people talk to me. But they never call me. They never ask me for anything. I can't form relationships. People just ignore me. So i figured, I am probably creating the illusion that I'm conversating with these people but they probably don't even see me at all.

[Nay_Sayer]

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[ignoramus]

Have you ever picked your nose?

As a wise man once said, everybody picks their nose. It's what you do next that defines you as a person.

Shut up! You're making me hungry!

[chimp3]

How do you figure people don't notice you? What do you mean by that?

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Oh it's simple really. You see, people talk to me. But they never call me. They never ask me for anything. I can't form relationships. People just ignore me. So i figured, I am probably creating the illusion that I'm conversating with these people but they probably don't even see me at all.

I have asked you a question and you ignore me! Do you get hungry? Do you eat food?

[Cyberman]

As a wise man once said, everybody picks their nose. It's what you do next that defines you as a person.

When I was little I used to occasionally see someone in class pick their nose and eat it. So weird. I never understood why on earth anyone would want to do that.

Could be worse. I knew someone who would pick their nose and then wipe it on someone else.