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GOD RAPED MARY

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GOD RAPED MARY
Edwardo Piet Away
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RE: GOD RAPED MARY
November 28, 2017 at 8:43 pm (This post was last modified: November 28, 2017 at 8:44 pm by Edwardo Piet.)
"GOD RAPED MARY!"

"No he didn't."

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#132
RE: GOD RAPED MARY
November 28, 2017 at 8:50 pm
"Yes, he did!"  And the cheap fuck didn't even fork over the 50 shekels of silver to daddy.
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RE: GOD RAPED MARY
November 28, 2017 at 8:51 pm
Okay, I need new glasses.

I just read this as, "God raped MARV".

Who the fuck is Marv?

Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:

"You did WHAT?  With WHO?  WHERE???"
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RE: GOD RAPED MARY
November 28, 2017 at 9:42 pm
Um . . .

er . . . .


wouldn't it have put God 'off' had Mary seemed a little too eager to fulfill her role ??


think about it . . . .
 The granting of a pardon is an imputation of guilt, and the acceptance a confession of it. 




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Edwardo Piet Away
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RE: GOD RAPED MARY
November 28, 2017 at 9:45 pm (This post was last modified: November 28, 2017 at 9:46 pm by Edwardo Piet.)
(November 28, 2017 at 8:51 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: Okay, I need new glasses.

I just read this as, "God raped MARV".

Who the fuck is Marv?

I dunno but I know who Merv is.




(November 28, 2017 at 9:42 pm)vorlon13 Wrote: wouldn't it have put got God 'off' had Mary seemed a little too eager to fulfill her role ??

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#136
RE: GOD RAPED MARY
November 29, 2017 at 10:30 pm
Let's pour a little gas back on this fire.



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