Creationist, flat Earth, antivaxer etc stuff

[Gawdzilla Sama]

LOL supervising someone meditating. How tha fuck you gonna do that?

I understand yoga, someone might break a hip, but meditation?

If my karma runs over your dogma you'll want someone who can repair chakras handy.

[The Valkyrie]

Hold the phone, I can inhale vaccinations? Son of a bitch. All this needle shit has been a conspiracy to insert tracking devices. 

There have been times when I could have used some supervised meditation in the psychedelic years.

Yes, you can inhale vaccinations, but the only way to do so safely is by standing on the very edges of the planet, so you're closer to the "Source", and the Archangel Michael can see you snort it.  Note that this only works every third leap year, on the 5th Friday the Thirteenth of the year, and you must wear a pink tutu and ballet slippers.

And your name must be legally changed to "Reginald".

[Dave B]

Hold the phone, I can inhale vaccinations? Son of a bitch. All this needle shit has been a conspiracy to insert tracking devices. 

There have been times when I could have used some supervised meditation in the psychedelic years.

Yes, you can inhale vaccinations, but the only way to do so safely is by standing on the very edges of the planet, so you're closer to the "Source", and the Archangel Michael can see you snort it.  Note that this only works every third leap year, on the 5th Friday the Thirteenth of the year, and you must wear a pink tutu and ballet slippers.

And your name must be legally changed to "Reginald".

Just so long as it's not "Dave". We have enough trouble as it is . . .

[Succubus]

And people wonder why I despise FB.

I thought I was the last person on the planet not on Facebook.  Nice to know I'm the alone!  😛

I bet I've not been on it longer than you.

[Gawdzilla Sama]

Hold the phone, I can inhale vaccinations? Son of a bitch. All this needle shit has been a conspiracy to insert tracking devices. 

There have been times when I could have used some supervised meditation in the psychedelic years.

Straight answer is "yes" you can. 

[Minimalist]

“Cannibals to sooth the anxious body” 

So two cannibals find, kill and cook a missonary.  One says to the other, "I'll start at the top and you start at the bottom."  The other agrees.

A half hour later the guy at the top says "How are you doing?"

The bottom-starter says, "I'm having a ball!"

The first says, "well don't eat so fast."

[Cyberman]

And people wonder why I despise FB.

I thought I was the last person on the planet not on Facebook.  Nice to know I'm the alone!  😛

Facebook provides a valuable service. Without it, we might never know that there are loonies like this out there. At least this way we can identify them.

[Cyberman]

Two cannibals are eating a clown. One says, "Does this taste funny to you?"

[Gawdzilla Sama]

Two cannibals are eating a clown. One says, "Does this taste funny to you?"

Cannibal visits a friend one morning. He finds his friend in the bathroom, throwing up. 

"What did you eat last night?" 

"Your mom." 

[Edwardo Piet]

Two cannibals are eating a clown. One says, "Does this taste funny to you?"

The other says "No. We're eating a clown not munching on George Carlin."

Has there ever been a funny clown? Lol.