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RE: Creationist, flat Earth, antivaxer etc stuff
November 23, 2017 at 10:22 pm
Bloke in a restaurant says to the waiter; excuse me but there's a funny film on my soup: and the waiter says; what do you want for £2.50, a fucking western?
It's amazing 'science' always seems to 'find' whatever it is funded for, and never the oppsite. Drich.
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RE: Creationist, flat Earth, antivaxer etc stuff
November 23, 2017 at 11:18 pm
I woman picks up a dwarf clown at a nightclub.
In the morning she phones work to tell them she can't make it in because she's feeling a little funny....
Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:
"You did WHAT? With WHO? WHERE???"
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RE: Creationist, flat Earth, antivaxer etc stuff
November 23, 2017 at 11:31 pm
A clown walks into a barber shop thinking it's a hotel.
"what's in the menu?"
"cutting and shaving"
"both each serve please" 😜
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RE: Creationist, flat Earth, antivaxer etc stuff
November 28, 2017 at 8:53 am
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Guys, I watched this documentary by true Christians which has every element that true Christians think about, fear and have recognized as evil: Vatican, Lenin, NASA, scientists and Lucifer among others.
They tell us how Bible thought us that world is flat and then those satanist scientists (as if there is any other kind) conspired with Vatican to spread that lie of spherical Earth so that they can along with Jews in Hollywood delude people that Satan and devil are good by making alien movies so that when they, with the help of NASA, bring devil to Earth can successfully lie to people that these are aliens from another star system (as if there are any other "suns" when every true christian knows "stars" are just holes in the firmament) and that people should worship them lead by Pope in Rome.
I mean if all people in the world believed Earth is flat we would all be moral and there would be no suffering on Earth!!!
teachings of the Bible are so muddled and self-contradictory that it was possible for Christians to happily burn heretics alive for five long centuries. It was even possible for the most venerated patriarchs of the Church, like St. Augustine and St. Thomas Aquinas, to conclude that heretics should be tortured (Augustine) or killed outright (Aquinas). Martin Luther and John Calvin advocated the wholesale murder of heretics, apostates, Jews, and witches. - Sam Harris, "Letter To A Christian Nation"
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RE: Creationist, flat Earth, antivaxer etc stuff
December 21, 2017 at 10:16 am
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Christian comes to a dilemma: are military, air-force, all the governments in the world, airline companies, space agencies, physicists lying or is the Bible lying?
As a christian which side do you think he picks?
teachings of the Bible are so muddled and self-contradictory that it was possible for Christians to happily burn heretics alive for five long centuries. It was even possible for the most venerated patriarchs of the Church, like St. Augustine and St. Thomas Aquinas, to conclude that heretics should be tortured (Augustine) or killed outright (Aquinas). Martin Luther and John Calvin advocated the wholesale murder of heretics, apostates, Jews, and witches. - Sam Harris, "Letter To A Christian Nation"