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Why did the Skinhead cross the road?

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Why did the Skinhead cross the road?
ƵenKlassen Offline
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Why did the Skinhead cross the road?
November 26, 2017 at 2:12 pm
Me: Why did the Skinhead cross the road?

Other person: Why?

Me: To get to the Alt-Right convention. Ha!



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RE: Why did the Skinhead cross the road?
November 26, 2017 at 2:26 pm
No, he crossed the road to kiss 45's ass.
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RE: Why did the Skinhead cross the road?
November 26, 2017 at 3:39 pm
(November 26, 2017 at 2:12 pm)ƵenKlassen Wrote: Me: Why did the Skinhead cross the road?

Other person: Why?

Me: To get to the Alt-Right convention. Ha!



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I think it's both bold and colourful.

Boru
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RE: Why did the Skinhead cross the road?
November 26, 2017 at 4:08 pm
it was stapled to the chicken ?
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RE: Why did the Skinhead cross the road?
November 26, 2017 at 4:39 pm
To get to the other side.

To avoid his mother in law.

I have no idea.
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RE: Why did the Skinhead cross the road?
November 26, 2017 at 5:01 pm
(November 26, 2017 at 4:39 pm)Cod Wrote: To get to the other side.

To avoid his mother in law.

I have no idea.

I gave the answer already, to kiss Trump's ass.
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RE: Why did the Skinhead cross the road?
November 26, 2017 at 7:39 pm
(November 26, 2017 at 3:39 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote:
(November 26, 2017 at 2:12 pm)ƵenKlassen Wrote: Me: Why did the Skinhead cross the road?

Other person: Why?

Me: To get to the Alt-Right convention. Ha!



What did you think of the joke? Let me know.

I think it's both bold and colourful.

Boru

  Clever response, dude.
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RE: Why did the Skinhead cross the road?
November 26, 2017 at 9:38 pm
Why did the skinhead cross the road?

There was a crowd of black and Jewish folks having a good time and he was chicken.
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RE: Why did the Skinhead cross the road?
November 26, 2017 at 11:41 pm
Why did the skinhead cross the road?

Your vorlon was beckoning to him with a dildo and a promise of a very good time indeed.
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RE: Why did the Skinhead cross the road?
November 27, 2017 at 12:09 am
Here's one I made up.
Why did the arm cross the road.
Because it was severed in a car accident.
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