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My dad made me laugh unintentionally

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My dad made me laugh unintentionally
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RE: My dad made me laugh unintentionally
January 1, 2018 at 11:35 am
Die Atheistin, you must not be like Little Rik.

Being the laughingstock of this corner of the internet can only be fun if you're as batshit insane as him. Tongue
"There remain four irreducible objections to religious faith: that it wholly misrepresents the origins of man and the cosmos, that because of this original error it manages to combine the maximum servility with the maximum of solipsism, that it is both the result and the cause of dangerous sexual repression, and that it is ultimately grounded on wish-thinking." ~Christopher Hitchens, god is not Great

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RE: My dad made me laugh unintentionally
January 1, 2018 at 11:43 am
(January 1, 2018 at 9:33 am)Die Atheistin Wrote:
(January 1, 2018 at 9:16 am)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: I was going to read your post until I saw all the illustrations.  I've got nowt against the occasional use of emojis (I use them myself, now and again), but ten of them makes your post look like a child's picture book.

Boru

That was the idea. Religion is childish.
(January 1, 2018 at 9:21 am)Godscreated Wrote:  That's because a child wrote the post, he will someday grow up and use less of them. Though that many are annoying.

GC

Aren't we all children inside?

Being a child inside is better than being inside a child.
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RE: My dad made me laugh unintentionally
January 1, 2018 at 11:44 am
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"There remain four irreducible objections to religious faith: that it wholly misrepresents the origins of man and the cosmos, that because of this original error it manages to combine the maximum servility with the maximum of solipsism, that it is both the result and the cause of dangerous sexual repression, and that it is ultimately grounded on wish-thinking." ~Christopher Hitchens, god is not Great

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RE: My dad made me laugh unintentionally
January 1, 2018 at 12:06 pm
Quote:I wished for a tomato so that I can throw it at him, but that wouldn't be nice. The tomato could be eaten by someone [Image: hungry.gif] , it would be a waste to throw it away. What about a rotten tomato? No, it would also be a waste, it could be used as fertilizer.

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RE: My dad made me laugh unintentionally
January 1, 2018 at 12:46 pm (This post was last modified: January 1, 2018 at 12:48 pm by Edwardo Piet.)
(January 1, 2018 at 10:17 am)Little Rik Wrote:
(January 1, 2018 at 10:05 am)Die Atheistin Wrote: I wanted to try a new style for once.

Clearly didn't work.

Every sentence need a particular emojis.  

I started this art form in previous lives.  

I won many many competitions.  

I still got the trophies from the previous life in a different planet.


Are you getting the message and the tips now?  

ROFLOL



Huh Hehe Razz Shock Panic Heart Panic Big Grin


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RE: My dad made me laugh unintentionally
January 2, 2018 at 1:00 am
(January 1, 2018 at 9:33 am)Die Atheistin Wrote:
(January 1, 2018 at 9:21 am)Godscreated Wrote:  That's because a child wrote the post, he will someday grow up and use less of them. Though that many are annoying.

GC

Aren't we all children inside?

 To hold on to some this of a childhood can be bad or good it depends on how you handle them.

GC
God loves those who believe and those who do not and the same goes for me, you have no choice in this matter. That puts the matter of total free will to rest.
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RE: My dad made me laugh unintentionally
January 2, 2018 at 2:12 am
(January 1, 2018 at 10:17 am)Little Rik Wrote: I started this art form in previous lives.  Jerkoff

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