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Noah's Ark (!) Shows How Seaworthy It Is In A Storm

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Noah's Ark (!) Shows How Seaworthy It Is In A Storm
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RE: Noah's Ark (!) Shows How Seaworthy It Is In A Storm
January 5, 2018 at 1:25 am
(January 3, 2018 at 8:28 pm)Chad32 Wrote:
(January 3, 2018 at 8:11 pm)Gawdzilla Sama Wrote: On a steel barge. Evidently gopher wood is most refined iron.  Dodgy

Yeah, they still can't get around the fact that you can't make a wooden boat that big without problems.

 Models have been built and were shown to survive tremendously bad seas.

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RE: Noah's Ark (!) Shows How Seaworthy It Is In A Storm
January 5, 2018 at 1:34 am (This post was last modified: January 5, 2018 at 1:36 am by The Grand Nudger.)
(January 5, 2018 at 1:25 am)Godscreated Wrote:
(January 3, 2018 at 8:28 pm)Chad32 Wrote: Yeah, they still can't get around the fact that you can't make a wooden boat that big without problems.

 Models have been built and were shown to survive tremendously bad seas.

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"On the basis of the experiment documented above we are certain that the construction of the ark was possible and that it would be a sea worthy vessel of unparalleled cargo capacity."
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RE: Noah's Ark (!) Shows How Seaworthy It Is In A Storm
January 5, 2018 at 6:11 am
(January 5, 2018 at 1:25 am)Godscreated Wrote:
(January 3, 2018 at 8:28 pm)Chad32 Wrote: Yeah, they still can't get around the fact that you can't make a wooden boat that big without problems.

 Models have been built and were shown to survive tremendously bad seas.

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Yeah, right.  Rolleyes
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RE: Noah's Ark (!) Shows How Seaworthy It Is In A Storm
January 5, 2018 at 6:22 am
(January 5, 2018 at 1:25 am)Godscreated Wrote:
(January 3, 2018 at 8:28 pm)Chad32 Wrote: Yeah, they still can't get around the fact that you can't make a wooden boat that big without problems.

 Models have been built and were shown to survive tremendously bad seas.

But did they use a more flexible material to simulate the use of wood at a larger scale?
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RE: Noah's Ark (!) Shows How Seaworthy It Is In A Storm
January 5, 2018 at 6:25 am
Godscreated, why do you bear false witness?
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RE: Noah's Ark (!) Shows How Seaworthy It Is In A Storm
January 5, 2018 at 10:23 am
(January 5, 2018 at 1:25 am)Godscreated Wrote:
(January 3, 2018 at 8:28 pm)Chad32 Wrote: Yeah, they still can't get around the fact that you can't make a wooden boat that big without problems.

 Models have been built and were shown to survive tremendously bad seas.

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Not a completely wooden boat as big as the ark was supposed to be.
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RE: Noah's Ark (!) Shows How Seaworthy It Is In A Storm
January 5, 2018 at 10:54 am
That entire Noah story is not only scientifically absurd, it is also morally bankrupt. Genocide involved and a limited gene pool which would require incest to repopulate the planet, if one is to pretend it were a true story.
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RE: Noah's Ark (!) Shows How Seaworthy It Is In A Storm
January 5, 2018 at 11:06 am
(January 5, 2018 at 10:54 am)Brian37 Wrote: That entire Noah story is not only scientifically absurd, it is also morally bankrupt. Genocide involved and a limited gene pool which would require incest to repopulate the planet, if one is to pretend it were a true story.

And a completely incompetent god. Kill the entire planet because his 'best effort' didn't follow his orders AGAIN!
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RE: Noah's Ark (!) Shows How Seaworthy It Is In A Storm
January 5, 2018 at 2:41 pm
(January 5, 2018 at 11:06 am)Gawdzilla Sama Wrote:
(January 5, 2018 at 10:54 am)Brian37 Wrote: That entire Noah story is not only scientifically absurd, it is also morally bankrupt. Genocide involved and a limited gene pool which would require incest to repopulate the planet, if one is to pretend it were a true story.

And a completely incompetent god. Kill the entire planet because his 'best effort' didn't follow his orders AGAIN!

No shit, that would be like a a parent with 3 kids, one 17, one 10 and one 3, then murdering all three of them because the 17 year old stayed out after curfew.
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RE: Noah's Ark (!) Shows How Seaworthy It Is In A Storm
January 5, 2018 at 3:08 pm
(January 5, 2018 at 1:25 am)Godscreated Wrote:
(January 3, 2018 at 8:28 pm)Chad32 Wrote: Yeah, they still can't get around the fact that you can't make a wooden boat that big without problems.

 Models have been built and were shown to survive tremendously bad seas.

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You're a fucking idiot, G-C.  Don't ever change.
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