On Fox: "Trump could beat Jesus and Mary in 2020"

[Minimalist]

"This fantastic first year of successes?" Dafuq?

He's a delusional twat.  Living in dream world.

[Rev. Rye]

Trump only won because A) our electoral college system is jacked, and B) the Supreme Court gutted the voting rights act of 1965, and hasn’t had a net positive approval rating since his first week in office, and is only getting less and less popular. And they still have this much confidence that he’ll win another term.

Did their parents have any children that lived?

[CapnAwesome]

Jesus is so unelectable. Number one, let's see that birth certificate. Not even qualified to run! Second, long hair! When was the last make candidate with long hair and a beard? Never, that's when.

That's without even getting into policy. Jesus would not be in favor of all this military stuff, which means he doesn't support the troops. He also is against the wealthy ruling class and encourages people to quit their jobs! Do you know what that's going to do to the economy?

Fox news is right, Jesus is not electable. And Mary? Well she's a woman. So that's that.