Jesus Kee-riced Almighty!!!
Are you guys insanely stupid!
The "Mandela Effect" is the perfect scape goat! And you want to deny it?!
You can blame everything on the "Mandela Effect"! Everything...it's perfect!!!
"No honey, I didn't cheat on you, she's my wife of another reality!"
You should think these things out before you say something stupid! Too late!
Are you guys insanely stupid!
The "Mandela Effect" is the perfect scape goat! And you want to deny it?!
You can blame everything on the "Mandela Effect"! Everything...it's perfect!!!
"No honey, I didn't cheat on you, she's my wife of another reality!"
You should think these things out before you say something stupid! Too late!
My girlfriend thinks I'm a stalker. Well...she's not my girlfriend "yet".
I discovered a new vitamin that fights cancer. I call it ...B9
I also invented a diet pill. It works great but had to quit taking it because of the side effects. Turns out my penis is larger and my hair grew back. And whoa! If you think my hair is nice!
When does size truly matter? When it's TOO big!
I'm currently working on a new pill I call "Destenze". However...now my shoes don't fit.
I discovered a new vitamin that fights cancer. I call it ...B9
I also invented a diet pill. It works great but had to quit taking it because of the side effects. Turns out my penis is larger and my hair grew back. And whoa! If you think my hair is nice!
When does size truly matter? When it's TOO big!
I'm currently working on a new pill I call "Destenze". However...now my shoes don't fit.
