Arguments Against Thomistic philosophy

[Whateverist]

Mohammad was part of a family that had mixed members, his uncle nicknamed Abu Lahab, was part of the Illuminati. He was accused of working with a people who know ever so much and know the art of manipulation and hence was working with a group of former illuminati that now were turning against the order of Jinn and humans. 

Interesting.  Most people also do not realize that Kal-El's great grandfather Jar-El was the first Kryptonian sent to earth almost 2000 years earlier.  Jar-El of course was known by earthlings as Jesus and given the honorific, the Christ.  Kal-El who had to be sent to earth as an infant because of the immanent destruction of their home planet, was found by Martha and Jonathon Kent and given the name Clark.  But he earned the blessed name of Superman on account of the incredible powers he gained in the move from Krypton.  It is often debated by biblical scholars just which of them possessed the most omni powers.  

I realize you don't want to believe it, MK, but if you look in your heart you will realize the truth.

[pocaracas]

Whatevs, that just reminded me of another truth

[Whateverist]

I only hope MK will open his eyes in time.

[Jehanne]

I only hope MK will open his eyes in time.

You can't disprove it, which means that it must be true!

Just as probable, though, is that the real Jesus was abducted by aliens and a special android was put in his place, which was crucified but due to its "Borg-like" technologies, survived the Crucifixion.  The real Jesus will return soon someday, as part of a massive alien invasion, after which he will be installed as the temporary ruler of planet Earth.  Poverty will be eliminated and there were be endless peace (hence, the prophecy that is found in Revelation, courtesy of the Borg Christ.)  The death penalty and prisons will also be eliminated and outlawed, forever, but punishment for wrongdoing will be quite severe, consisting of being strapped into the aliens' "spanking machine" with its fully automated belt, which will be found to be a real deterrent to petty crime as well as school absenteeism.  Massive improvements in technology, transportation, infrastructure, and of course, science will follow with Jesus as our World's Supreme Prefect.

[Whateverist]

I only hope MK will open his eyes in time.

You can't disprove it, which means that it must be true!

Just as probable, though, is that the real Jesus was abducted by aliens and a special android was put in his place, which was crucified but due to its "Borg-like" technologies, survived the Crucifixion.  The real Jesus will return soon someday, as part of a massive alien invasion, after which he will be installed as the temporary ruler of planet Earth.  Poverty will be eliminated and there were be endless peace (hence, the prophecy that is found in Revelation, courtesy of the Borg Christ.)  The death penalty and prisons will also be eliminated and outlawed, forever, but punishment for wrongdoing will be quite severe, consisting of being strapped into the aliens' "spanking machine" with its fully automated belt, which will be found to be a real deterrent to petty crime as well as school absenteeism.  Massive improvements in technology, transportation, infrastructure, and of course, science will follow with Jesus as our World's Supreme Prefect.

Hell the way you define it no further proof should be required.

[Jehanne]

I neglected to mention that the alien women will be very beautiful and very horny.  In the New Kingdom, all prohibitions against adultery, fornication, etc., will also be abolished.