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What do you want you're headstone to say?
January 25, 2018 at 4:07 pm
We're all going to croak one day. That's inevitable.
So the question is, if you had a choice, what would your head stone say?
Even if you're getting barbequed (extra crispy), like me, add what you would like yours to say.
It can be serious, funny, philosophical, or nonsensical, as you wish.
I'll start.
"She left the world a little better. Now in Hell, chasing Satan with a cleaver."
Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:
"You did WHAT? With WHO? WHERE???"
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RE: What do you want you're headstone to say?
January 25, 2018 at 4:10 pm
"Look behind you."
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'
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RE: What do you want you're headstone to say?
January 25, 2018 at 4:10 pm
"I told you I was sick"
In every country and every age, the priest had been hostile to Liberty.
- Thomas Jefferson
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RE: What do you want you're headstone to say?
January 25, 2018 at 4:12 pm
(January 25, 2018 at 4:10 pm)Cyberman Wrote: "Look behind you."
Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:
"You did WHAT? With WHO? WHERE???"
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RE: What do you want you're headstone to say?
January 25, 2018 at 4:14 pm
"Go Blow Jesus Out Your Ass."
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RE: What do you want you're headstone to say?
January 25, 2018 at 4:15 pm
"Do not stand at my grave and weep.
I am not here; I'm shagging a sheep."
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'
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RE: What do you want you're headstone to say?
January 25, 2018 at 4:21 pm
"Change my flowers you cheapskate"
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RE: What do you want you're headstone to say?
January 25, 2018 at 4:23 pm
I am donating my body to science. But if I had a headstone.
It would say "TA DAH!" BUT pronounced "MOO MOO", like a cow, as if to say, "I'm done".
