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You Know You've Been on AF Too Long When....
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RE: You Know You've Been on AF Too Long When....
January 26, 2018 at 7:35 pm
A forum member manages to break through ALL of your numerous trust issues and well-placed defenses, and convinces you that you should "be his woman". Big Grin
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January 26, 2018 at 7:37 pm
(January 26, 2018 at 7:34 pm)CapnAwesome Wrote: This place is so much more tolerable now that the election is over.

Sort of. The place is fine. It’s the people ... Wink
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RE: You Know You've Been on AF Too Long When....
January 26, 2018 at 7:44 pm
(January 26, 2018 at 7:37 pm)Shell B Wrote:
(January 26, 2018 at 7:34 pm)CapnAwesome Wrote: This place is so much more tolerable now that the election is over.

Sort of. The place is fine. It’s the people ... Wink

Lol, true that. Really the rules here are the best of any forum I've been to. I can post whatever I want with no fear of banning or anything like that, but there is adequate troll maintenance. That's a hard balance to find.
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RE: You Know You've Been on AF Too Long When....
January 26, 2018 at 7:50 pm
(January 26, 2018 at 7:44 pm)CapnAwesome Wrote:
(January 26, 2018 at 7:37 pm)Shell B Wrote: Sort of. The place is fine. It’s the people ... Wink

Lol, true that. Really the rules here are the best of any forum I've been to. I can post whatever I want with no fear of banning or anything like that, but there is adequate troll maintenance. That's a hard balance to find.

I know that they try really hard to maintain that balance. It’s hard to find mods that want the same thing too. They can’t understand why someone like Drich is still around. Of course, it’s been years since I’ve been involved, so I don’t know what they all want these days.
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RE: You Know You've Been on AF Too Long When....
January 26, 2018 at 7:50 pm
When you look in the mirror and are startled because it's your real face and not the one in your avatar.
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RE: You Know You've Been on AF Too Long When....
January 26, 2018 at 10:43 pm
(January 26, 2018 at 6:20 pm)MysticKnight Wrote:
(January 26, 2018 at 6:14 pm)Shell B Wrote: You marry the owner.

I win.

lol

You know you been on too long:

When you are on the verge despair of guiding your soulmate (Losty)....and then blame yourself and go back the drawing board.


*smiles*

Losty’s your soulmate? Do tell.
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RE: You Know You've Been on AF Too Long When....
January 26, 2018 at 10:58 pm (This post was last modified: January 26, 2018 at 10:59 pm by The Grand Nudger.)
:looks up @ post count...silently backs out of thread:
I am the Infantry. I am my country’s strength in war, her deterrent in peace. I am the heart of the fight… wherever, whenever. I carry America’s faith and honor against her enemies. I am the Queen of Battle. I am what my country expects me to be, the best trained Soldier in the world. In the race for victory, I am swift, determined, and courageous, armed with a fierce will to win. Never will I fail my country’s trust. Always I fight on…through the foe, to the objective, to triumph overall. If necessary, I will fight to my death. By my steadfast courage, I have won more than 200 years of freedom. I yield not to weakness, to hunger, to cowardice, to fatigue, to superior odds, For I am mentally tough, physically strong, and morally straight. I forsake not, my country, my mission, my comrades, my sacred duty. I am relentless. I am always there, now and forever. I AM THE INFANTRY! FOLLOW ME!
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RE: You Know You've Been on AF Too Long When....
January 26, 2018 at 11:06 pm
me too . . .
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RE: You Know You've Been on AF Too Long When....
January 26, 2018 at 11:07 pm
Most I've made anywhere. And I was in the top 10 of a defunct science board ages ago.
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RE: You Know You've Been on AF Too Long When....
January 26, 2018 at 11:09 pm (This post was last modified: January 26, 2018 at 11:42 pm by CapnAwesome.)
(January 26, 2018 at 7:50 pm)Shell B Wrote:
(January 26, 2018 at 7:44 pm)CapnAwesome Wrote: Lol, true that. Really the rules here are the best of any forum I've been to. I can post whatever I want with no fear of banning or anything like that, but there is adequate troll maintenance. That's a hard balance to find.

I know that they try really hard to maintain that balance. It’s hard to find mods that want the same thing too. They can’t understand why someone like Drich is still around. Of course, it’s been years since I’ve been involved, so I don’t know what they all want these days.

Drich honestly believes all the stuff he posts. He doesn't start 5 threads a day. I can't see any reason to ban him.
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