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RE: What Major Intellectual Issue Most Keeps You From Accepting The Christian Narrative?
February 27, 2018 at 7:41 pm
(February 27, 2018 at 7:39 pm)Chad32 Wrote: I would have expected a bitter rivalry between up and down, myself.
Don't be silly!
"'Cause you only need the light when it's burning low
Only miss the sun when it starts to snow
Only know you love her when you let her go
Only know you've been high when you're feeling low
Only hate the road when you're missing home
Only know you love her when you let her go"
Up and down has a rather counterinutively positive relationship 
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RE: What Major Intellectual Issue Most Keeps You From Accepting The Christian Narrative?
February 27, 2018 at 7:42 pm
(February 27, 2018 at 7:22 pm)Huggy74 Wrote: I don't think you got the joke, besides i'm married.
IMO only abusive people tell "jokes" like that.
It would be delightful if your spouse found your posts here and then dumped you. (And no, that is not a joke -- she deserves better.)
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RE: What Major Intellectual Issue Most Keeps You From Accepting The Christian Narrative?
February 27, 2018 at 7:44 pm
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Unless she's as bad as he is.
Maybe he would go well with my ex-roommate 
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RE: What Major Intellectual Issue Most Keeps You From Accepting The Christian Narrative?
February 27, 2018 at 7:47 pm
(This post was last modified: February 27, 2018 at 7:52 pm by Amarok.)
besides i'm married.
So which blood relative did you pick i'll be generous and guess a 1st cousin .How much money does she owe you . Or did you raid a retirement home and she is deaf, blind ,and totally senile.
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RE: What Major Intellectual Issue Most Keeps You From Accepting The Christian Narrative?
February 27, 2018 at 7:52 pm
(February 27, 2018 at 7:47 pm)Tizheruk Wrote: besides i'm married.
So which blood relative did you pick . I'll be generous and guess a 1st cousin .How much money does she owe you . Or did you raid a retirement home and she is deaf blind and totally senile.
Nah.
She's probably just incredibly shallow and only goes for guys for their looks.
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RE: What Major Intellectual Issue Most Keeps You From Accepting The Christian Narrative?
February 27, 2018 at 7:54 pm
(February 27, 2018 at 7:52 pm)Hammy Wrote: (February 27, 2018 at 7:47 pm)Tizheruk Wrote: besides i'm married.
So which blood relative did you pick . I'll be generous and guess a 1st cousin .How much money does she owe you . Or did you raid a retirement home and she is deaf blind and totally senile.
Nah.
She's probably just incredibly shallow and only goes for guys for their looks.
Or the contents of there wallets . Thou i don't Huggie could keep one of those .
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RE: What Major Intellectual Issue Most Keeps You From Accepting The Christian Narrative?
February 27, 2018 at 8:17 pm
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(February 27, 2018 at 7:47 pm)Tizheruk Wrote: besides i'm married.
So which blood relative did you pick i'll be generous and guess a 1st cousin .How much money does she owe you . Or did you raid a retirement home and she is deaf, blind ,and totally senile.
Lol, that's the best you got?
(February 27, 2018 at 7:42 pm)Astreja Wrote: (February 27, 2018 at 7:22 pm)Huggy74 Wrote: I don't think you got the joke, besides i'm married.
IMO only abusive people tell "jokes" like that.
It would be delightful if your spouse found your posts here and then dumped you. (And no, that is not a joke -- she deserves better.)
Now now, don't start acting all jealous.
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RE: What Major Intellectual Issue Most Keeps You From Accepting The Christian Narrative?
February 27, 2018 at 8:28 pm
The fact that the Christian Narrative isn't a major intellectual issue, always helps.
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RE: What Major Intellectual Issue Most Keeps You From Accepting The Christian Narrative?
February 27, 2018 at 8:29 pm
(February 27, 2018 at 7:52 pm)Hammy Wrote: (February 27, 2018 at 7:47 pm)Tizheruk Wrote: besides i'm married.
So which blood relative did you pick . I'll be generous and guess a 1st cousin .How much money does she owe you . Or did you raid a retirement home and she is deaf blind and totally senile.
Nah.
She's probably just incredibly shallow and only goes for guys for their looks.
Incredibly shallow generally devolves to concerns about penis size.
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RE: What Major Intellectual Issue Most Keeps You From Accepting The Christian Narrative?
February 27, 2018 at 8:30 pm
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(February 22, 2018 at 11:18 pm)Neo-Scholastic Wrote: (February 22, 2018 at 9:02 pm)Grandizer Wrote: Divine hiddenness ...
Sounds legit.
Well that's about all your god definitely has with or without existence.
(February 23, 2018 at 10:39 am)LadyForCamus Wrote: (February 23, 2018 at 10:07 am)Cyberman Wrote: It's xtian cheesy porno. It's their equivalent of "Hello, I've come to fix your plumbing."
‘Bow chicka wow wow!’
Personally I'm more of fan of lines like "Fuck yeah shove it in my kinky holes".
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