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#21
RE: Ask an anomalocaris
March 20, 2018 at 8:16 pm
What part of Crazyfornia do you live in? A friend wants to know.

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RE: Ask an anomalocaris
March 20, 2018 at 8:42 pm
(March 20, 2018 at 8:08 pm)Anomalocaris Wrote:
(March 20, 2018 at 7:34 pm)Fireball Wrote: How elite are you?

I am the most apex of apex predators in history, being 3 times larger than any other creature in my world.

I used to work in systems engineering at a major defense contractor. Someone said one time that we were at the top of the food chain. Someone else said that the bacteria are going to get us in the end. Tongue
If you get to thinking you’re a person of some influence, try ordering somebody else’s dog around.
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RE: Ask an anomalocaris
March 20, 2018 at 8:55 pm
Can I call you "Blinky" from now on?
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#24
RE: Ask an anomalocaris
March 20, 2018 at 8:57 pm (This post was last modified: March 20, 2018 at 10:16 pm by Anomalocaris.)
(March 20, 2018 at 8:16 pm)Tres Leches Wrote: What part of Crazyfornia do you live in? A friend wants to know.

-Teresa

26 miles from the epicenter of 1906 San Francisco earthquake.  Of course during my heyday, of what is now the bay area nothing whatsoever was there.
(March 20, 2018 at 8:55 pm)mh.brewer Wrote: Can I call you "Blinky" from now on?

I don't have three eyes.  I think at the last count I had something like 18000 simple eyes in each of my compound eye.
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#25
RE: Ask an anomalocaris
March 20, 2018 at 9:08 pm
(March 20, 2018 at 8:57 pm)Anomalocaris Wrote:
(March 20, 2018 at 8:55 pm)mh.brewer Wrote: Can I call you "Blinky" from now on?

I don't have three eyes.  I think at the last count I had something like 18000 simple eyes in each of my compound eye.

Lets see how many get that one.
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RE: Ask an anomalocaris
March 20, 2018 at 10:42 pm
(March 20, 2018 at 8:42 pm)Fireball Wrote:
(March 20, 2018 at 8:08 pm)Anomalocaris Wrote: I am the most apex of apex predators in history, being 3 times larger than any other creature in my world.

I used to work in systems engineering at a major defense contractor. Someone said one time that we were at the top of the food chain. Someone else said that the bacteria are going to get us in the end. Tongue

Well, anamalocarids lasted at least 100 million years from Cambrian to Devonian. If only hairless monkeys can do 1% as well.
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RE: Ask an anomalocaris
March 20, 2018 at 10:45 pm
(March 20, 2018 at 10:42 pm)Anomalocaris Wrote:
(March 20, 2018 at 8:42 pm)Fireball Wrote: I used to work in systems engineering at a major defense contractor. Someone said one time that we were at the top of the food chain. Someone else said that the bacteria are going to get us in the end. Tongue

Well, anamalocarids lasted at least 100 million years from Cambrian to Devonian. If only hairless monkeys can do 1% as well.

Amateurs.

I swear one of my old teachers when I was an intern was at least 200 million years old.

Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:

"You did WHAT?  With WHO?  WHERE???"
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RE: Ask an anomalocaris
March 21, 2018 at 8:19 am (This post was last modified: March 21, 2018 at 8:21 am by polymath257.)
Which species are you in the genus?

What did trilobites taste like?
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#29
RE: Ask an anomalocaris
March 21, 2018 at 8:21 am
Does this model make you look fat?

[Image: 26.png]
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RE: Ask an anomalocaris
March 21, 2018 at 10:42 am (This post was last modified: March 21, 2018 at 10:44 am by Anomalocaris.)
(March 21, 2018 at 8:19 am)polymath257 Wrote: Which species are you in the genus?

Canandensis, but everyone calls me Billy.


(March 21, 2018 at 8:19 am)polymath257 Wrote: What did trilobites taste like?

Crunchy, but succulent with a slightly tangy taste inside.
(March 21, 2018 at 8:21 am)Gawdzilla Sama Wrote: Does this model make you look fat?

[Image: 26.png]

That’s cousin pennsylvanica.  She is the skinny one in the family. She asks boys that a a lot.
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