Jesus : The Early years

[Abaddon_ire]

Who interviewed Mary and how do you know this?

 Luke.

GC

The Gospel of Luke wasn't written by the actual Luke. You do know that right?

As for the activities of jesus in the 0-12 age range, one could take a look at the Infancy Gospel of Thomas. (1st century)

Or the First Gospel of the Infancy of Jesus. (claimed 1st Century)

And others.

According to those, young jesus was a total bastage.

[Gawdzilla Sama]

I see, we have 18 years when the Son of Fucking God did jack shit. Pity he didn't learn to read and write.

[Fireball]

Talk about plot holes! Other fiction writers had to try and fill in the blanks.

[Minimalist]

Who interviewed Mary and how do you know this?

 Luke.

GC

And where, oh genius, is such an absurd claim even made?

[Anomalocaris]

To be honest, if the early years of Jesus was early enough, then the story of Jesus would be of one mother fucker.

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Except the Bible didn't need JJ Abrams to get become a mockery of itself.

[Drich]

mary

Who interviewed Mary and how do you know this?

John...

Because i've read the bible and on the cross Jesus asked John to care for his mother. IDK if there was an official Barbra Walters type interview but the idea that John cared for marry for the rest of her life leaves alot of time for them to talk about all the crazy stuff little Jesus did.

[Brian37]

Who interviewed Mary and how do you know this?

John...

Because i've read the bible and on the cross Jesus asked John to care for his mother. IDK if there was an official Barbra Walters type interview but the idea that John cared for marry for the rest of her life leaves alot of time for them to talk about all the crazy stuff little Jesus did.

The Koran is true because the Koran says so.

Buddha said so Buddha is right.

Isn't that amazing how suddenly that doesn't work for you?

Get in line, take a number.

[Minimalist]

Because i've read the bible

There's your first fucking mistake.

[vorlon13]

I, for one, am pleased as punch Luke (GO LUKE !!!) managed to straighten out Matthew's (boo hiss!!!) error. For our visitors from Rio Linda, the big discrepancy is whether the Annunciation took place before or after Mary conceived. Clearly, the CORRECT answer is afterwards, just like Luke reports !!! Yea !!! Praise Jesus, the Bible is restored !!!


Matthew 1:18-21 (KJV)
18 Now the birth of Jesus Christ was on this wise: When as his mother Mary was espoused to Joseph, before they came together, she was found with child of the Holy Ghost.
19 Then Joseph her husband, being a just man, and not willing to make her a public example, was minded to put her away privily.
20 But while he thought on these things, behold, the angel of the Lord appeared unto him in a dream, saying, Joseph, thou son of David, fear not to take unto thee Mary thy wife: for that which is conceived in her is of the Holy Ghost.
21 And she shall bring forth a son, and thou shalt call his name Jesus: for he shall save his people from their sins.


Luke 1:26-31 (KJV)
26 And in the sixth month the angel Gabriel was sent from God unto a city of Galilee, named Nazareth,
27 To a virgin espoused to a man whose name was Joseph, of the house of David; and the virgin's name was Mary.
28 And the angel came in unto her, and said, Hail, thou that art highly favoured, the Lord is with thee: blessed art thou among women.
29 And when she saw him, she was troubled at his saying, and cast in her mind what manner of salutation this should be.
30 And the angel said unto her, Fear not, Mary: for thou hast found favour with God.
31 And, behold, thou shalt conceive in thy womb, and bring forth a son, and shalt call his name Jesus.

[Anomalocaris]

Who interviewed Mary and how do you know this?

John...

Because i've read the bible and on the cross Jesus asked John to care for his mother. IDK if there was an official Barbra Walters type interview but the idea that John cared for marry for the rest of her life leaves alot of time for them to talk about all the crazy stuff little Jesus did.

You'd think a loving God with omnipotence would have found some way to take care of his own mother whom he had knocked up, and not had to dump her care on someone else.