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Pet Photos thread where too much is never enough.
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 (October 1, 2018 at 10:41 pm)Kit Wrote:(October 1, 2018 at 4:36 am)ignoramus Wrote: I heard cats are attracted to the smell of poo? I'll have him shot. Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni: "You did WHAT? With WHO? WHERE???"  (October 1, 2018 at 9:53 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote:(October 1, 2018 at 9:48 pm)Fireball Wrote: A long-legged rat...to continue the questions? Yes. PURCHASED, yet, while I was out of state on business.  I'd pay for some one to take it off my hands. The dumb shit likes to run in front of us when we're walking through the house. I was in a giant hurry today on the way to the doctor, running late, and she went about 8 feet across the floor flailing her feet when she got in front of me in a hurry. One would think that it would learn from past experience. One would be wrong.
If you get to thinking you’re a person of some influence, try ordering somebody else’s dog around.
 RE: Pet Photos thread where too much is never enough.
October 2, 2018 at 1:01 am
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(October 1, 2018 at 10:43 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote:(October 1, 2018 at 10:41 pm)Kit Wrote: Now I'm depressed! I'm obviously not worth doing it yourself! That's just kicking me while I'm down dead ... Cold hearted killers can be cruel at times...
No God, No fear.
Know God, Know fear.  (October 2, 2018 at 1:01 am)ignoramus Wrote:(October 1, 2018 at 10:43 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: I'll have him shot. Valk, I'll pay you five bucks if I can do it. RE: Pet Photos thread where too much is never enough.
October 2, 2018 at 7:36 am
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Jesus Crickey!
Can't you pay her in Zimbabwe dollars so at least I sound expensive! Soon it'll be, "a free McHappy meal to anyone who offs Iggy!" Now the fat kiddies will be after me! Hopefully I can run faster 
No God, No fear.
Know God, Know fear.  (October 2, 2018 at 7:36 am)ignoramus Wrote: Jesus Crickey! ![[Image: dfe0517e-2af9-449c-a3be-38904b7aa652.jpg]](https://s3-eu-west-1.amazonaws.com/assets.barcroft.tv/dfe0517e-2af9-449c-a3be-38904b7aa652.jpg)
Being told you're delusional does not necessarily mean you're mental.
RE: Pet Photos thread where too much is never enough.
October 2, 2018 at 8:22 am
(This post was last modified: October 2, 2018 at 8:22 am by Gawdzilla Sama.)
(October 2, 2018 at 8:16 am)wyzas Wrote:(October 2, 2018 at 7:36 am)ignoramus Wrote: Jesus Crickey! Damn, a sumo seedling.  (October 2, 2018 at 7:36 am)ignoramus Wrote: Jesus Crickey! I have monopoly money out the ying-yang. I think that will do. 
So I sit on the couch while at the computer because I'm lazy and don't feel like going to the effort to get a desk and an uncomfortable chair. My mouse sits next to me. Evidently, it's "in the way". So Pickles takes up part of the room. Lece' isn't satisfied with her lack of room so in her attempt to spread out, this happened:
![[Image: 7sU2AJX.jpg]](https://i.imgur.com/7sU2AJX.jpg)
Disclaimer: I am only responsible for what I say, not what you choose to understand.
Joods, I fucking love seeing spoilt loved cats without a worry in the world.
It's us suckers who worry about stupid things like, oh I don't know, a job! Mortgage! Putting food on the table!
No God, No fear.
Know God, Know fear. (October 2, 2018 at 7:15 am)Gawdzilla Sama Wrote:(October 2, 2018 at 1:01 am)ignoramus Wrote: Now I'm depressed! How the fuck did I miss this??? I was asked once if I’d slap my brother for a thousand dollars. I’d slap him for a yo-yo and navel lint! Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni: "You did WHAT? With WHO? WHERE???" |
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When my wife's chawa goes in for teeth cleaning, she gets anesthetized. Later, when the pain meds kick in, she stands there semi-rigid, watching the world spin. You can tell that she is ripped completely out of her little walnut-sized "brain". I try whatever evasion I can to avoid taking those type of pain pills.
